Category: QotD
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Quote of the Day
“Now turn to the next problem. If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you?… READ MORE
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“No, the slide is perfectly safe! This was an isolated incident!” – Krusty the Klown“I understand that, Krusty….Krusty! Isn’t that… READ MORE
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“Bart, leave that crowbar here! You know I don’t like you prying and jimmying.” – Marge Simpson READ MORE
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“Today, we wash Beulah. You know what that is?” – Mrs. Glick“Some old lady thing nobody’s heard about for fifty… READ MORE
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“Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We’re both factory owners, we both made shells for… READ MORE
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“Could Homer Simpson be a communist? His father spoke out on his behalf.” – Kent Brockman “My Homer is not… READ MORE
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Makeup Quote of the Day
“So much steak . . . lungs filling, sinuses packed with meat . . .” – Homer Simpson “C’mon, Dad,… READ MORE
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Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Hello, I am Plato. Please partake of keno, craps, and the loosest slots in town! My philosophy is: enjoy.” –… READ MORE
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“Hey, Colonel Homer! And you must be-” – Lurleen Lumpkin “Mrs. Homer Simpson.” – Marge Simpson “Charmed.” – Lurleen Lumpkin… READ MORE
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“Dad, can I talk to you something?” – Bart Simpson “Sure, boy, what’s on your mind?” – Homer Simpson “Well,… READ MORE
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“Look what I snagged, Marge: the candy bride and groom from the wedding cake. . . .” “. . .… READ MORE
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“Now, whose calculator can tell me what seven times eight is?” – Mrs. Krabappel “Ooh, ooh, ooooh! Low battery?” –… READ MORE
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Makeup Quote of the Day
“Well, Simpson, did you learn something today?” – Chief Wiggum “Ooh, did I ever! And that herbal anger rinse just… READ MORE
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Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Homer, are you alright?” – Marge Simpson “I guess so, but that first month was pretty rough.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
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“I thought you said you’d tell me about my true love.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, you’ll have a true love.… READ MORE
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“Now, this is living, eh, kids? Hot pizza! The food of kings!” – Homer Simpson “Don’t be scared, Dad. It’s… READ MORE
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“What’s so special about this game anyway? It’s just another chapter in the pointless rivalry between Springfield and Shelbyville. They… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“You gonna give me the money or not?” – Clancy Wiggum “Well, I don’t think so. You don’t even have… READ MORE
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