“Digital audiotape my butt! When I was a kid we had compact discs and I don’t recall no one complaining.” – Bart Simpson“Damn right.” – Jake the Barber
Category: QotD
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“Ahh, the morning horoscope . . . Today will be a day like every other day. . . . Oh, it just gets worse and worse!” – Homer Simpson Things are calming down, I thought. I’ll have time to blog, I figured. The post about what Disney is going to do with the show won’t sprawl on me to the point that I don’t even know how many chunks to break it into, I told myself.
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“Get out of my office!” – Matt Groening Happy birthday!
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“Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student, possibly Bart Simpson, has been circulating candy hearts featuring crude, off color sentiments.” – Principal Skinner
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“Hello, I’m Mr. Plow. Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snow blowers? And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?” – Homer Simpson
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“Uh-oh, two Independent Thought Alarms in one day! The students are over stimulated. Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms.” – Principal Skinner“I warned you! Didn’t I warn you? That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!” – Groundskeeper Willie
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“Have you noticed any change in Bart?” – Marge Simpson “New glasses?” – Homer Simpson “No. He looks like something might be disturbing him.” – Marge Simpson “Probably misses his old glasses.” – Homer Simpson“I guess we could get more involved in Bart’s activities, but then I’d be afraid of smothering him.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, and then we’d get the chair.” – Homer Simpson “That’s not what I meant.” – Marge Simpson “It was, Marge, admit it.” – Homer Simpson
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“Lis, today I am a god.” – Bart Simpson“Is that why you’re sitting on an ice cream sandwich?” – Lisa Simpson“Eww.” – Bart Simpson
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“Hey, Mel, bring me another nicotine patch! Uh, I think there’s some space on my butt.” – Krusty the Klown
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“The next few weeks at my dream job were like a wonderful waking coma.” – Homer Simpson
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“Well, I’m glad some people could resist the lures of the big game.” – Reverend Lovejoy“Oh my God! I forgot the game!” – Parishioner
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“Can’t I come home later?” – Milhouse van Houten“There’s not going to be a home later.” – Luann van Houten
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“Ahh, they think they’re so high and mighty, just cause they never got caught driving without pants.” – Moe
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“Holy cow! You just fell on Aerosmith.” – Barney Gumble
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“Forgot there was a physical today, huh?” – Homer Simpson
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“Hey, Bart dude! Whoa, you look freaked.” – Otto“Hey, Otto man, I got a big test that I am not ready for! Could you please crash the bus or something?” – Bart Simpson“Oh, sorry, little buddy, can’t do it on purpose. But, hey, maybe you’ll get lucky!” – Otto
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“Now turn to the next problem. If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you? . . . You, the redhead in the Chicago school system.” – Troy McClure“Pepsi?” – Little Redhead Girl“Partial credit!” – Troy McClure
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“We now return to Two for Tunisia on Colorization Theater.” – TV Announcer
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“No, the slide is perfectly safe! This was an isolated incident!” – Krusty the Klown“I understand that, Krusty….Krusty! Isn’t that exactly what you said right before the recall of tainted Krusty brand mayonnaise?” – Kent Brockman“Now Kent, you know that question is out of bounds! This interview is over!” – Krusty the Klown
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“Bart, leave that crowbar here! You know I don’t like you prying and jimmying.” – Marge Simpson