Category: QotD
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Quote of the Day
“Oh, boy, this is gonna get worse before it gets better.” – Chief Wiggum READ MORE
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“Oh, there’s so little left . . . creamed eels, corn nog, . . . wadded beef?” – Marge Simpson READ MORE
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“It’s a ghost car! There are ghost cars all over these highways, you know.” – Chief Wiggum “Hold me.” –… READ MORE
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“Okay, I’ll just even this out and . . . Mr. Lazwell, I’ve done it again.” – Squeaky Voiced Barber… READ MORE
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“Then I got this scar sneaking under the door of a pay toilet.” – Homer Simpson READ MORE
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Makeup Quote of the Day
“Lemme through! Lemme through! I’m her husband!” – Homer Simpson “Well, that explains a lot.” – Eddie READ MORE
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“I like our chances, son.” – Homer Simpson “Ugh. Your father’s not supposed to help build your racer but you… READ MORE
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“Why don’t you buy it?” – Bart Simpson “I can’t buy that. Only management type guys with big salaries like… READ MORE
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“Nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane. And you must be the man who didn’t… READ MORE
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“Screw the honor system, my car needs me!” – Snake “Hey, you’re ruining it for the rest of us!” –… READ MORE
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“Now, unfortunately, our school clocks have been running fast all semester. So, today, we all have to stay two extra… READ MORE
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“Look, Marge! A restaurant owned by celebrities! I always wanted to be a celebrity!” – Homer Simpson “Yes, it’s true,… READ MORE
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“Must kill Moe . . . Wheee! . . . Must kill Moe . . . Wheee!” – Homer Simpson READ MORE
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“It all started on the thirteenth hour of the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month. We were there to discuss… READ MORE
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“Come on, move your butt! You’re blocking traffic!” – Marge Simpson “That’s no way to address Sir-Drinks-A-Lot.” – Homer Simpson READ MORE
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“One ocean tango, we are in pursuit of a speeding individual driving a red . . . car, license number:… READ MORE
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“Evening, Simpson. You got a short in your tail light. Started blinking when you made that turn.” – Chief Wiggum READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Nice dismount, man.” – Jimbo Jones “Didn’t hurt.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, yeah, well, do it again.” – Kearney “Nah.… READ MORE
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