“As a natural enemy, I don’t know why I should care, but the information pertaining to America’s colonial period that you’ve just received is erroneous.” – Martin Prince
“So you’re saying . . . ” – Bart Simpson
“A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do.” – Martin Prince
“Thanks for the pep talk.” – Bart Simpson

Happy Birthday Russi Taylor!