“Where’s my burrito! Where’s my burrito! Where’s my burrito! D’oh!” – Homer Simpson
Month: March 2016
Quote of the Day
“Why don’t you try Moe’s Hobo Chicken Chili? I start with the best part, the neck. Then I add secret hobo spices.” – Moe “Ooh, tres bien.” – Marge Simpson
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“I’ve suffered as much as anyone at the paws of this dog. But when I look into his vacant brown eyes, I just can’t bear to let him go. I’m sure Mom agrees with me.” – Lisa Simpson “No, I’m afraid I agree with your father.” – Marge Simpson “You do? Ha ha ha ha!” – Homer Simpson
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“Dear Log, Can it be true? Do all Simpsons go through process of dumbening? Wait, that’s not how you spell dumbening? Wait, dumbening isn’t even a word.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Oh, the little tiger tries so hard. Why does he keep failing?” – Marge Simpson “Just a little dim, I guess.” – Homer Simpson
Sunday Preview: Lisa The Veterinarian
After performing CPR on a tased raccoon, Lisa discovers her calling to be veterinarian and becomes an intern at the local office, but learns a tough lesson when her neglected class hamster dies. Meanwhile, Marge moonlights as a crime scene cleaner for a little extra money, and the trauma of the gory scenes make her increasingly dead inside. Again with the parody of the classic names. In all fairness there are only so many combinations of words, and this is like episode 589. Michael York guest voices tonight, although I know nothing about him other than he has guest voiced before, in season 17.…
Quote of the Day
“Oh, Lisa’s right; we’re nothing but a big bunch of losers. Show’s over, folks. Go home.” – Homer Simpson “What about our five bucks?” – Unsuccessful Simpson Male “You get it after you leave. Now get out of here!” – Homer Simpson
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“Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in Death Wish 9.” – Jay Sherman “I wish I was dead. Oy.” – Charles Bronson
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“Seymour, I’m getting tired. Tell them we’re going next.” – Agnes Skinner “Well, I’m not principal of the line, mother.” – Principal Skinner “And you never will be.” – Agnes Skinner
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“Hey, you know what? I could call my ma while I’m up here. Hey, ma! Get off the dang roof!” – Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel
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“Hey, Dad, how come you’re wearing a tuxedo?” – Bart Simpson “Going to that fancy waterfront party tomorrow.” – Homer Simpson “Why are you wearing it now?” – Bart Simpson “It’s like a rent-a-car, son. You get all the mileage you can, then ball it up and cram it through the mail slot.” – Homer Simpson
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“Mr. President, your welfare proposal is nothing but a lot of technical jargon and partisan rhetoric and . . . Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Get off me, Mr. President!” – Hail to The Chimp Aide