“The main thing is to bring in the rubes.” – Cooter “Do whatever it takes: sweet talk, insults, slang from the 30s that no one uses anymore.” – Spud “Like rubes?” “Now you’re on the trolley.” – Spud
Month: January 2018
Quote of the Day
“No! Take me! I’m old! . . . That’s what happened. . . . What are you looking at me like that for? You believed his cock and bull story!” – C.M. Burns
Quote of the Day
“Hey, kids, while Sideshow Mel mops up, let’s see the names of our Krusty Birthday Pals for today!” – Krusty the Klown “Alright, here comes my name! . . . Wow! Best eight bucks I ever spent.” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday, Al Jean!
Quote of the Day
“Oh, for the love of God! Somebody get the jaws of life!” – Moe
Quote of the Day
“Well, you’re closing. It’s getting late. My kids are probably wondering where their daddy is. . . . There’s gotta be some other place we can go! Think, Moe! Think!” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“And my necklace!” – Marge Simpson “That’s no big loss.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, that necklace was a priceless Bouvier family heirloom.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, you probably got a whole drawer full of ’em.” – Homer Simpson “Well, yes, I do. But they’re all heirlooms too!” – Marge Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Argh, matey, nary a warning light to be seen. ‘Tis clear sailin’ ahead for our precious cargo.” – Captain McAllister “Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir?” – Sailor “Aye, the hot pants.” – Captain McAllister
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♫”A singing family, It’s worse than I feared, For hostage purposes, You’re just too weird!”♫ – Snake
Quote of the Day
“Homer, I’m sorry, there’s nothing worse than a yellow-bellied freak, unless that’s his act. I expect your letter of resignation on my desk.” – Pageant of the Trans-Mundane Guy “You have a desk?” – Homer Simpson “I mean the hood of my car.” – Pageant of the Trans-Mundane Guy
Quote of the Day
“Simpson, do you know who chewed my…” – Frank Grimes
Quote of the Day
“No. I’ve killed her! It’s all happening again!” – Barney Gumble