“My friends, tonight we unveil my most diabolical creation: swank. Ten times more addictive that marijuana! To human misery.” – Senator Mendoza “Ice to see you.” – McBain
Month: March 2019
Quote of the Day
“Today’s Christian doesn’t think he needs God. He thinks he’s got it made. He’s got his hi-fi! His boob tube! And his instant pizza pie!” – Reverend Lovejoy “Ooh, pizza.” – Homer Simpson
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“Hey, look at this, softball starts this week.” – Lenny “Softball! Who’s next?” – Homer Simpson “Nah. Count me out.” – Lenny “Not me.” – Charlie “No way.” – Carl “What’s the matter with you guys?” – Homer Simpson “Homer, last year we were two and twenty-eight!” – Lenny “Look, I know it wasn’t our best season.” – Homer Simpson “Actually, it was.” – Lenny
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“My name is Lisa Simpson. I’m supposed to talk to you about Proposition 305.” – Lisa Simpson “Moochin’ war widows.” – Homer Simpson
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“Did you wish me to destroy this machine for you?” – Snooty Valet “Nah. Just park it.” – Homer Simpson
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“Kids, you haven’t touched your tongue sandwiches. You need something to drink?” – Patty Bouvier “We’ve got clamato, Mr. Pibb, and soy milk.” – Selma Bouvier “That’s alright. I think I’ll just hit the hay.” – Lisa Simpson “It’s twelve thirty in the afternoon.” – Selma Bouvier “I’m aware of the time.” – Lisa Simpson
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“Look, there must be something I can do on the show. Please, for Mom’s sake?” – Sideshow Luke Perry “Well, maybe we can find something.” – Krusty the Klown RIP Luke Perry
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“Nelson, you’re bleeding.” – Nelson Crony “Nah, happens all the time. Somebody else’s blood splatters on me. Hey, wait a minute. You’re right. You made me bleed my own blood.” – Nelson Muntz
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“What do you mean, you lost him? He might’ve fallen into one of these machines! Oh, my God! That’s his lucky red hat! He’s a box. My boy’s a box! Damn, you! A box!” – Homer Simpson
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“I’m so honored that Springfield has been chosen to host all these upscale chain stores. I guess this makes us yuppies, huh, Homie?” – Marge Simpson “Enh, I’m really more of a slacker.” – Homer Simpson
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“I dunno, Homer. Women can smell panic, and right now I gotta be reekin’ of it.” – Moe “Relax, all I smell is garlic and fish.” – Homer Simpson