“Bart Simpson, is your book report on Treasure Island ready?” – Mrs. Krabappel “Is it ready? Ha! What a question! Fellow students, prepare to be dazzled! . . . Well, as Mrs. Krabappel already mentioned, the name of the book that I read was Treasure Island. It’s about these pirates . . . Pirates with patches over their eyes . . . and shiny gold teeth . . . and green birds on their shoulders. Did I mention this book was written by a guy named Robert Louis Stevenson? And published by the good people at McGraw Hill. So, in…
Month: October 2019
Quote of the Day
“What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan?” – The Don
Quote of the Day
“Boat’s on the other side.” – Prison Guard “Yes. Thank you.” – Sideshow Bob
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Leave this place. You are in great danger.” – Ominous Potato Bug Guy “Where’s Milhouse?” – Bart Simpson “The one you call Milhouse is gone! . . . He went to his grandma’s place while we’re spraying for potato bugs.” – Sarcastic Potato Bug Guy
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Hello, Moe? We know you’re the one behind this so knock it off or we’re going to the cops!” – Lisa Simpson “No, no. I’ll take care of it. . . . Okay it’s over, get ’em out of here! . . . Alright, andale! Andale!” – Moe
Quote of the Day
“And he was cast into the fiery cauldron of Hell! The searing heat! The scalding rivers of molten sulfur!” – Reverend Lovejoy “Ahh, I’m there.” – Bart Simpson
Quote of the Day
“We’re here for the tests.” – Armed Guard “C’mon, Emma.” – National Testing Center Engineer
Quote of the Day
“Hey, boy, how was class?” – Homer Simpson “Today we learned how to rip a man’s heart out and show it to him before he dies.” – Bart Simpson “Ooh, that’ll learn ’em.” – Homer Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Principal Skinner, what would you say is the most important firefighting tool? Would you say it’se prevention?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, absolutely, Lisa. That and the sand bucket.” – Principal Skinner
Quote of the Day
“Mom! Dad! Bart’s dead!” – Lisa Simpson “Ah!” – Homer & Marge Simpson “That’s right! Dead serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy Land!” – Bart Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Mom, you fuss over us way too much.” – Lisa Simpson “Enjoy it now! Because when you’re a grown-up you’ll have to take care of yourself.” – Marge Simpson “Marge, there’s a spider near my car keys.” – Homer Simpson “You did the right thing by telling me. . . . Shoo! Get out of here!” – Marge Simpson