“Well, Bart, uh, did you make sure to return all the guns?” – Homer Simpson “Sir, yes, sir! Luckily I… READ MORE
“Dad, why are you singing?” – Lisa Simpson “Tell a lie! Tell a lie!” – Homer’s Brain “Because I have… READ MORE
“At last, I’m going to do what Bob never could: kill Bart Simpson!” – Cecil Terwilliger “By throwing me off… READ MORE
“I guess I’ve always used violence as a way of getting attention.” – Jimbo Jones “Yes, yes! Me too!” –… READ MORE
“Hey, look, someone’s attractive cousin!” – Bart Simpson This week on Zombie Simpsons, a bunch of old Air Force pilots… READ MORE
“It all began about two years ago before Maggie was even born. Bart, you were Lisa’s age, and Lisa, you… READ MORE
This single shot from “Sideshow Bob Roberts” contains a more coherent story than the entirety of “Peeping Mom”. After four… READ MORE
“Hey, it’s Duffman, a guy in a costume who creates awareness of Duff!” – Lenny I was just getting ready… READ MORE
“I’m sorry, Homer. It’s just, it’s been four years since my last date with a whatchacallit . . . a… READ MORE
“Chauffeur, seamstress, curator of large mammals?” – Marge Simpson “Marge, have you seen my lunch box?” – Homer Simpson “Oh,… READ MORE
“Well, this man doesn’t crawl, he stands tall! That rhymes, Marge, and you know it rhymes. Admit it!” – Homer… READ MORE
“Eww, this place has got old man stink!” – Hitman “Oh.” – C.M. Burns “Don’t listen to him, sir. You’ve… READ MORE
“Are you going to need us tonight?” – Kang “I had ballet tickets! Not that they’ll do much good now.”… READ MORE
“Hey, I thought Krusty was Jewish.” – Lisa Simpson “Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together… READ MORE
“Camp is gonna be great! Seven days without parents, homework or ear medicine!” – Milhouse van Houten The best thing… READ MORE
“Some Bart Simpson dolls!” – Fry “Eat my shorts.” – Bart Simpson Doll “Okay. Mmm, shorts.” – Bender Well,… READ MORE
“Leave it to good old Mary Bailey to finally step in and do something about that hideous genetic mutation.” –… READ MORE
“Stupid party, wish we was trick or treatin’.” – Bart Simpson The annual Halloween episode tends to be pretty bland… READ MORE
“Don’t make me tap the sign.” – Bus Driver There are episodes of Zombie Simpsons that border on manic, where… READ MORE
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