“Smithers, I seem to recall you had a penchant for bell bottomed trousers, back in ’79.” – C.M. Burns “Sir,… READ MORE
“My first day of college. I wish my father was alive to see this.” – Homer Simpson “Hey!” – Abe… READ MORE
“Gratzi, gratzi, you have brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype.” – Don Vittorio DiMaggio “No, no, Don Vittorio, you’re… READ MORE
“And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders.” – Ned Flanders “Charmed . . . Uh, googily doogily.” – Lord Thistlewick Flanders… READ MORE
“George Carlin on three.” – Miss Pennycandy “Yeah? Lawsuit? Oh, come on! My seven words you can’t say on TV… READ MORE
“Bart, you cast the wrong spell! Zombies!” – Lisa Simpson So, was this episode the Futurama crossover or not? I didn’t… READ MORE
“Where is Homer, anyway?” – Selma Bouvier “It’s so typical of the big doofus to spoil it all.” – Patty… READ MORE
“I guess some people never change. Or, they quickly change, and then quickly change back.” – Homer Simpson Zombie Simpsons… READ MORE
“Oh, Kenny, look at the interplay of light and shadow. It’s so luminous and vibrant!” – Lisa Simpson “Thanks, Lisa,… READ MORE
“This is my pride and joy: I’ve had hidden cameras planted in every home in Springfield. I got the idea… READ MORE
"Tell me, how do you feel about forty-five year old virgins who still live with their parents?" – Comic Book… READ MORE
“Come on, Milhouse, you have to do this. If not for yourself, then for the movie going public, and for… READ MORE
“I know this has been a stressful holiday, but, in a way, having nothing reminds us how lucky we really… READ MORE
“Worked for the Carter Administration?” – Marge Simpson “Well, you voted for him, twice.” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, shh, someone… READ MORE
“Step aside, I’ll deliver this baby.” – Homer Simpson “Uh, why don’t you let me handle it, Homer?” – Dr.… READ MORE
“There is just one dance that will beat them, the Tango de la Muerte.” – Eduardo “Only one man was… READ MORE
“I regret nothing!” – Doomed Guy in Movie Ticket Line If any of us had been wondering what it would… READ MORE
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