“Forget the hair, just give me the blush! Oh, we’re on.” – Kent Brockman Fucking CNN. This one is bad… READ MORE
“Oh, sir, what will you do next?” – Mr. Smithers “Well, first I’ll get that new hip I’ve been hankering… READ MORE
“Sir, the actors are here to audition for the part of you.” – Mr. Smithers “Excellent.” – C.M. Burns It’s… READ MORE
“Come on, who wants to complain with me?” – Lisa Simpson The obvious big news this week was the renewal.… READ MORE
“Well, well, finishing something?” – The Devil This week, someone not only made Simpsons donuts and posted the recipe, they… READ MORE
“I’m glad I’m not crying, because I would hate for you think that what I’m about to say is based… READ MORE
“You’ve been flushing for twenty minutes. Is there a problem?” – Principal Skinner “Uh, no, Principal Skinner.” – Jimbo Jones… READ MORE
“Gentlemen, there’s only one solution: we place this last donut in the reactor core, exposing it to radiation, thereby making… READ MORE
Sam Simon was so widely beloved that there was no way to sort through even a part of people’s tributes… READ MORE
“Only Duff fills your Q zone with pure beer goodness. So drink up, and up, and up!” – Cartoon Doctor… READ MORE
Did you know he drew this? I didn’t know that. “You looked so peaceful lying there.” – Marge Simpson “There’ll… READ MORE
“Check it out, boy, it’s like looking into a living snow mirror.” – Homer Simpson Two different people in St.… READ MORE
“Aww, honey, that looks just like a real donut.” – Homer Simpson “Dad, it says ‘non-toxic’.” – Bart Simpson “Well,… READ MORE
“Keep cool, Simpson. Be in the game, but not of the game.” – Bart Simpson “No es bueno!” – Panamanian… READ MORE
“I suggest a lengthy, inefficient search, at the taxpayers’ expense, of course.” – NASA Scientist “I wish there was an… READ MORE
“Wow, a bustling metropolitan newsroom, funneling scoops from all over the globe.” – Lisa Simpson “Hi, are you interested in… READ MORE
“I was twenty-four years old with a beautiful girlfriend and a job with a future. . . . Hey, you’re… READ MORE
“I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension, and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit… READ MORE
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