“As you know, there’s been a lot of talk about divorce lately, and I think your mom might not be happy with me.” – Homer Simpson “You’ve done a lot of crazy stuff over the years, and she stood by you. Why would she leave you now?” – Lisa Simpson “Cause there’s lots of stuff she doesn’t know about.” – Homer Simpson “You mean like your poker shack out in the swamp?” – Lisa Simpson “Mmm-Hmm.” – Homer Simpson “She knows.” – Lisa Simpson I’ve been listening to a few of these older commentaries and, though I’m sure I’ll be…
Month: June 2011
Quote of the Day
“Hey everybody, if you look real close, you can kinda make ’em out.” – Bart Simpson “Hey, yeah. Yeah! I think I can.” – Homer Simpson “I think this is sick, you’re staring at a dot.” – Marge Simpson Happy birthday Sam Simon!
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“Oh Marge, what if I wind up as some vegetable, watching TV on the couch. My important work will never be completed.” – Homer Simpson “Society’s loss, I suppose.” – Marge Simpson
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“Hey, hey ya there Midge. Oh gee, I like what you done to your hair.” – Moe “You caught me at a real bad time, Moe. I hope you understand I’m too tense to pretend I like you.” – Marge Simpson
Reading Digest: Musical Grab Bag Edition
“Uh, do know ‘Insane in the Brain’?” – B-Real “We mostly know classical, but we could give it a shot.” – London Symphony Orchestra Guy We’ve got a real range of music this week, ranging from rap and hip-hop to jazz, proudly dorky indie rock, and sentimental 70s classics that seem a bit less sentimental than they once did. There’s also a mixed bag of usage, more cool embroidery, David Silverman being a mensch, Simpsons scarecrows, and a Spanish version of the Max Power song. Enjoy. SIDESHOW BOB PRINT – Awesomely disturbing fan made print of Sideshow Bob having hacked…
Quote of the Day
“Show some respect, man. That no talent created Itchy & Scratchy.” – Bart Simpson “He didn’t create Itchy, I did.” – Chester Lampwick “Huh?” – Bart Simpson “He stole the character from me in 1928. When I complained, his thugs kicked me out of his office and dropped an anvil on me. Luckily, I was carrying an umbrella at the time.” – Chester Lampwick
Crazy Noises: The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
“I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it’s brain food, I guess because there’s so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are.” – Marge Simpson For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing for substandard commentary on substandard Simpsons. This summer we’ll be looking at Season 10. Why Season 10? Because we’ve already done Seasons 8 and 9 and we can’t put it off any longer. Prior to Season 10, we watched as the show started falling over, this is when it fell…
Quote of the Day
Image used under Creative Commons license from Wikimedia Commons. “There’s that new megamall they’re building. They say the air conditioner will be more powerful than a million hydrogen bombs.” – Marge Simpson
Crazy Noises: Lard of the Dance
For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing for substandard commentary on substandard Simpsons. This summer we’ll be looking at Season 10. Why Season 10? Because we’ve already done Seasons 8 and 9 and we can’t put it off any longer. Prior to Season 10, we watched as the show started falling over, this is when it fell over. And while the dust wouldn’t settle completely for another season or so, there is no bigger gap in quality than the one between Season 9 and Season 10. Since…
Summer Programming Schedule
“I’ll just spend the summer getting better acquainted with an old friend called television.” – Bart Simpson “Hope you enjoyed that, kids, cause Krusty’s out of here for the summer! In the meantime, we’ll be running, ugh, classic Krusty.” – Krusty the Klown Memorial Day weekend is over and we’re a long way from Labor Day, so it’s time for the annual switch to Dead Homer Society’s summer schedule. Reading Digest will still go up on Fridays, and we’ll be posting two Season 10 Crazy Noises per week. (We’re going in broadcast order this time, “Lard of the Dance” should…
Quote of the Day
“Marge, when kids these days say ‘bad’ they mean good, and to ‘shake your booty’ means to wiggle one’s butt. Permit me to demonstrate.” – Homer Simpson