“Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to boost low ratings.” – Lisa Simpson “Yo yo, how’s it hanging, everybody?” – Roy “Morning, Roy.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, hi, Roy.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday to David S/X Cohen!
Month: July 2017
Quote of the Day
“Why do we have to stand here? This is so humiliating.” – Moe “Aren’t there any good bachelors in this town?” – Lisa Simpson “Ah, we’re never gonna get that fire engine.” – Hunky Fireman
Quote of the Day
“Smithers, I’ve designed a new plane! I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry two hundred passengers from New York’s Idlewild airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes!” – C.M. Burns “That’s quite a nice model, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “Model?” – C.M. Burns
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“Homer, we have a perfectly good bookcase.” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, but this is what they’re doing on campus! Besides, it isn’t costing us. I swiped the cinder blocks from a construction site.” – Homer Simpson “Sir, six cinder blocks are missing.” – Foreman “There’ll be no hospital, then. I’ll tell the children.” – Architect
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“We feel your flaming Moe is perfect for our restaurant chain. We want to buy the recipe.” – Harv Bannister “No dice. The Flaming Moe is not for sale! Do you know how much of my blood and sweat are in this drink? . . . Uh, figure of speech.” – Moe
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“You’re off the case, McGarnagle!” – The Chief “You’re off your case, Chief!” –Â McGarnagle “What does that mean, exactly?” – The Chief “It means he gets results, you stupid chief!” – Homer Simpson “Dad, sit down.” – Lisa Simpson
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“I thought you said you broke their spirits!” – Mr. Black “We did!” – Jimbo Jones “You broke nothing!” – Mr. Black “Let’s get ’em!” – Bart Simpson “To the hydrofoil!” – Mr. Black
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“Alright, gentlemen, I’ll take your case. But I’m going to have to ask for a thousand dollar retainer.” – Lionel Hutz “A thousand dollars? But your ad says no money down!” – Bart Simpson “They got this all screwed up.” – Lionel Hutz “So you don’t work on a contingency basis?” – Bart Simpson “No, money down! . . . Oops, shouldn’t have this bar association logo here either.” – Lionel Hutz
Quote of the Day
“It does seem the father of the deposed beauty queen, Homer Simpson, filled out the pageant application incorrectly. In the area under ‘Do Not Write In This Space’, he wrote, ‘OK’.” – Kent Brockman
Quote of the Day
“Any red blooded, flag feeling American would love the M-320. Celebrate the Independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.” – Not Apu “Alright.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday, overlooked middle child. Happy birthday to me.” – Lisa Simpson Happy birthday Yeardley Smith!
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“Holy smokes, that’s it! From now on I’m thinking, acting, and looking young! And I’m gonna start with a bottle of Buzz cola! . . . Ow! The bubbles are burning my tongue!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?” – Kent Brockman “Yes, I would, Kent.” – Professor