“Hurry up and finish eating.” – Bart Simpson “You’re steering fine, boy. . . . Hard to the right! Hard to the left! Cat! Deer! Old man!” – Homer Simpson “Ahhhh!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
Month: September 2019
Quote of the Day
“Well, well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #1 “This car was made in Guatemala.” – Homer Simpson “Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci loafers.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #2 “I bought these shoes from a hobo.” – Homer Simpson “Well, la de da, Mr. Park Avenue manicure.” – Sneed’s Feed & Seed Guy #1 “I’m sorry, I believe in good grooming.” – Homer Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Is it safe to eat that much food, Dr. Hibbert?” – Marge Simpson “You know, I wouldn’t have thought so before I bought twelve percent of this restaurant. But, now I feel a balanced diet can include the occasional eating contest.” – Dr. Hibbert
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Oh, Jacques, it fits! You got it in my size and it has my name on it. It’s really for me!” – Marge Simpson Happy [two days belated] birthday, Julie Kavner!
*Triple* Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Oh, my God, he is like some sort of non-giving-up school guy!” – Bart Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Mom, don’t give the puppies to him. He’ll be mean to them.” – Lisa Simpson “She’s right, Homer. There’s something about his face I don’t trust.” – Marge Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Homer, my hat goes off to you.” – Bart Simpson “It’s cool in here, boy. For the rest of the summer, we can live inside the refrigerator.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, the fridge wasn’t meant to be used this way. Although, I must say, it’s certainly refreshing.” – Marge Simpson “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.” – Homer Simpson “Won’t this overload the motor?” – Marge Simpson “Marge, can you set the oven to cold?” – Homer Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. . . If only they’d elect me . . . I’d make ’em pay!” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Children, we’ve just been tipped off that Superintendent Chalmers is planning a surprise inspection, so let’s clean up this pigsty!” – Principal Skinner
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law: dog, no leash; man, littering; horse not wearing diaper; car parked across three handicap spaces.” – Marge Simpson
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Krusty’s years of tax avoision, would never have . . . Avoision, it’s a crime, look it up . . . I don’t say evasion, I say avoision.” – Kent Brockman