Category: Ratings FAIL

22 February 2010

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Bad, But Not Bad Enough

The numbers are in and last night’s flashback laden series of plot twists was watched by 6.08 million people. That’s… READ MORE
21 February 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

There’s No Mystery, Zombie Simpsons Sucks

For tonight Zombie Simpsons seems to have completely forgotten that it’s nominally a comedy program, instead it decided to be… READ MORE
15 February 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Zombie Simpsons Tanks Again

The 20th anniversary shine appears to have completely worn off and Zombie Simpsons is slinking into its usual winter doldrums. … READ MORE
14 February 2010

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Watered Down Orange Drink Has More Substance Than This

“My god man, I’ve watered her down as far as she’ll go. I cannot water no more!” – Groundskeeper Willie … READ MORE
1 February 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Football-less Zombie Simpsons Crashes and Burns

“Where’s your messiah now, Flanders?” – Chief Wiggum With no lead in from the NFL, no anniversary special, no massive… READ MORE
31 January 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

It Could (But Won’t) Happen to You

“In fact, every copy of Shirley Jackson’s “The Lottery” has been checked out from the Springfield Public Library. Of course… READ MORE
11 January 2010

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News, Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Better Lucky than Good

The numbers are in and as expected they are monstrous. FOX’s relentless anniversary promotion combined with the highest scoring playoff… READ MORE
10 January 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Zombie Simpsons Violates My “No Romantic Comedy” Rule for Me

“Morons, pathetic morons in my employ stealing my precious money. This is hopeless. None of these cretins deserves a promotion.”… READ MORE
4 January 2010

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Marketing Campaign Effective Despite Awful Content

“I just ripped the head off Mr. Honeybunny.” – Bart Simpson The numbers are in and Zombie Simpsons pulled a… READ MORE
3 January 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Zombie Simpsons Follows the Formula

Let’s do the checklist: An opening that’s completely unrelated to everything and eats clock with things that have nothing to… READ MORE
14 December 2009

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Cleveland Show Strikes Back

The numbers are in and last night’s Zombie Simpsons snorefest was watched by a mere 7.11 million people. That’s the… READ MORE
30 November 2009

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

People Like Witches (Sort of)

The numbers are in and last night’s gruel-thin effort at witch humor managed to entice 8.99 million viewers. That’s the… READ MORE
23 November 2009

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Zombie Simpsons Ignored by 97.7% of US Population

Last nights exercise in dull was watched by a mere 7.04 million unfortunate souls. That number is the the lowest… READ MORE
16 November 2009

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Pornographic Cross Promotion (Kinda) Succeeds

Between the drawings of Marge in Playboy and the plot being launched around an (implied) nude calendar, Zombie Simpsons is… READ MORE
19 October 2009

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Zombie Simpsons Halloween Scores Historically Low

The numbers are in and they are deliciously poor. Last night’s Hitchcock-copy-pasta/zombie-retread/musical-number was only able to bore 8.59 million viewers. … READ MORE
19 October 2009

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Zombie Simpsons Abandons Precedent

“Please Lis, they prefer to be called the ‘living impaired’.” – Bart Simpson Typically there are three segments to a… READ MORE
12 October 2009

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Family Guy Spinoff Wins Again

Last night’s lifeless mixed martial arts run through drew a measly 7.55 million viewers, that’s a new low for the… READ MORE
5 October 2009

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Zombie Simpsons Eats More Brains

Image from addletters.com’s Chalkboard Generator. The numbers are in and they’re up slightly from last week. Yesterday’s meandering 22 minutes… READ MORE
4 October 2009

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Rambling

“I got you fired, didn’t I?” – Bart Simpson In case you were wondering, the creators of Zombie Simpsons do… READ MORE
28 September 2009

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Zombie Simpsons Rocked by Family Guy Spinoff

Ahh, the sweet cleansing feeling of numbers. Zombie Simpsons scored the lowest season premier in its history last night, inflicting… READ MORE

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