Category: Ratings FAIL

10 January 2011

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Sit, Zombie Simpsons, Sit

“Oh, yes, sitting, the great leveler, from the mightiest pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn’t enjoy a good sit?”… READ MORE
13 December 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Original Replaced with Bloated and Dull Facsimile

“Father McGrath, I thought you were dead!” – Soap Opera Babe “I was!” – Father McGrath In addition to taking… READ MORE
6 December 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Misguided Attention Whores Maul Zombie Simpsons; Also, Katy Perry Was There (Updated)

“Why’d they make that one Muppet out of leather?” – Bart Simpson Let me start by saying that I thought… READ MORE
29 November 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Paging G.E. Smith (Updated)

“So then his wife comes through the door!” – Homer Simpson “So?” – Bart Simpson “Did I mention she was… READ MORE
22 November 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

All Downhill

“Gimme your fortune or I’ll pound your withered old face in!” – Nelson Muntz “Oh, I like his energy. Put… READ MORE
15 November 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Marge Acts Like a Child, Until She Doesn’t, Then It Ends

“A homemaker? I might as well be dead.” – Lisa Simpson “Lisa, it’s not that bad.” – Marge Simpson For… READ MORE
8 November 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Even Vampires and Wizards and Wizard Vampires Cannot Save You

“We had a story to go with this painting, but it was far too intense, so we just threw something… READ MORE
11 October 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

I Can’t Think of a Baseball Metaphor for Poor Storytelling or Low Ratings

“Smithers, it’s almost game time, where the devil are my ringers?” – C.M. Burns “Sir, Mike Scioscia might not live… READ MORE
4 October 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Slapped Together

“As you may know, I might not be around much longer. So I’ve decided to give you your inheritance before… READ MORE
27 September 2010

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Getting Colder

“It was an unusually warm February 14th, so the children walked home without jackets.” – Lisa Simpson In all its… READ MORE
24 May 2010

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Desperate Ratings Ploy Fails Miserably

“Well, your honor, we’ve got plenty of hearsay and conjecture. Those are kinds of evidence.” – Lionel Hutz I’ve still… READ MORE
17 May 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Well, At Least They Didn’t Make a “Face”book Joke

“I really wish they wouldn’t scream.” – Itchy & Scratchy Land Technician There’s not much to be said about an… READ MORE
10 May 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

3 Hackneyed Teevee Marriages for the Price of 1!

“I felt kinda guilty cause I was always trying to score with his wife.” – Moe I don’t mind… READ MORE
3 May 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Last Week: Bad Puns, This Week: Bad Blonde Jokes, Next Week: Knock Knock Jokes

“What’s he gonna do next, a flapping dickey?” – Jay Leno It’s generally not a good sign when the cleverest… READ MORE
26 April 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Jumping Sharks and Riding Whales

“Now, Henry Winkler, there’s a father. Listen to what he told a close friend, ‘I don’t always keep my cool… READ MORE
19 April 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Ratings Catastrophe Continues

“That story isn’t suitable for children.” – Lisa Simpson “Really? I keep my pants on in this version.” – Chief… READ MORE
12 April 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Security at Burns Manor Has Really Gotten Lax

“Going somewhere?” – C.M. Burns “That’s impossible! How did you get here first?” – Bart Simpson “Oh, there’ll be plenty… READ MORE
29 March 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Tourism Brochures Are Funnier Than This

“Oh, not my Paris backdrop! How am I gonna make fun of the Frogs?” – Krusty the Klown At some… READ MORE
22 March 2010

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Ratings FAIL, The Simpsons

Just Nitpicking

“Wait, that did end in heartbreak. Thanks for opening up old wounds, Mom.” – Bart Simpson The irrelevant and drawn… READ MORE
15 March 2010

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Ratings FAIL, Simpsons

Mediocrity Punished

“I’d like you to explain why we should build a mass transit system in a small town with a centralized… READ MORE

Category: Ratings FAIL

Sit, Zombie Simpsons, Sit

Original Replaced with Bloated and Dull Facsimile

Misguided Attention Whores Maul Zombie Simpsons; Also, Katy Perry Was There (Updated)

Paging G.E. Smith (Updated)

All Downhill

Marge Acts Like a Child, Until She Doesn’t, Then It Ends

Even Vampires and Wizards and Wizard Vampires Cannot Save You

I Can’t Think of a Baseball Metaphor for Poor Storytelling or Low Ratings

Slapped Together

Getting Colder

Desperate Ratings Ploy Fails Miserably

Well, At Least They Didn’t Make a “Face”book Joke

3 Hackneyed Teevee Marriages for the Price of 1!

Last Week: Bad Puns, This Week: Bad Blonde Jokes, Next Week: Knock Knock Jokes

Jumping Sharks and Riding Whales

Ratings Catastrophe Continues

Security at Burns Manor Has Really Gotten Lax

Tourism Brochures Are Funnier Than This

Just Nitpicking

Mediocrity Punished

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