“Maybe I need to talk to somebody with a little more age and wisdom.” – Lisa Simpson “Death stalks you at every turn!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Grampa!” – Lisa Simpson “Well, it does.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson With the return of Zombie Simpsons this week, the internet was flooded with blogs, magazines and websites posting sneak peaks at last week’s episode and an overwhelming amount of speculative garbage because Jean promised that they were going to kill off another character sometime in the not too distant future. Since most publications are glad to have any excuse to talk about…
Month: October 2013
Quote of the Day
“I need an idea, idea, idea, what’s the matter with me? I used to have hundreds of ideas.” – Herb Powell “What do you want? I just changed your diaper, are you hungry? Are you cold? Do you want to go home?” – Mother in Park “Lady, you just gave me the idea of a lifetime! How do I thank you?” – Herb Powell “Please don’t hurt me.” – Mother in Park “Consider it done.” – Herb Powell
Renewal Season: Watching the Wall
“Hey, Red Hot Chili Peppers, would you guys like to appear on a Krusty the Klown special?” – Bart Simpson “Sure, if you can get us out of this gig.” – Flea “No problemo. Hey, Moe, look over there!” – Bart Simpson “What? What am I looking at? I don’t see nothing. I’m gonna stop looking soon. What? What, is that it?” – Moe “Hey, Moe, can I look too?” – Homer Simpson “Sure, but it’ll cost you.” – Moe “My wallet’s in the car.” – Homer Simpson “He is so stupid. And now back to the wall.” – Moe…
Quote of the Day
“The funeral is in Little Neck Falls, looks like we’ll have to go to Duff Gardens another time.” – Marge Simpson “We understand.” – Lisa Simpson “No use complaining about something you can’t change.” – Bart Simpson “But I want to go to Duff Gardens, right now!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, Homer, quit pouting.” – Marge Simpson “I’m not pouting, I’m mourning. . . . stupid dead woman.” – Homer Simpson
Behind Us Forever: Homerland
“Anybody lose their glasses? Last chance. Woo-hoo! The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.” – Homer Simpson “That’s a right triangle, you idiot.” – Guy on Toilet “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson Season 25, here we go: They start the year with their first joke of the season about how lame it is to be on after all these years. That didn’t take long. But the couch gag makes the same joke and does take too long. The Homeland opening credits are well done,…
Quote of the Day
“You really think I did okay out there, Mom?” – Lisa Simpson “Absolutely, honey. By blocking the net, I really think you helped your team.” – Marge Simpson Happy birthday Mike Scully!
Quote of the Day
“I am going on a diet. From this day forward, I pledge there will be no pork chop too succulent, no donut too tasty, no pizza too laden with delicious toppings to prevent me from reaching my scientifically determined ideal weight! As God as my witness, I’ll always be hungry again!” – Homer Simpson