“So the next time you use a gas chromatograph, remember to thank Mr. AJP Martin.” – Martin Prince
“Brilliant, Martin! Brilliant! Once again you’ve wrecked the grading curve. I pity the poor student who has to follow you. Bart Simpson, you’re next.” – Mrs. Krabappel
Dead Homer Society 
3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
“HELLO ST. LOUIS!!”
“That’s Springfield, Steven.”
“Uh, yeah, right.”
“According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love?! Who’s been screwing with this thing?”
Took me about five years to realize that was a callback joke.