“This is a job for the Green Lantern, Thundra, or possibly Ghost Rider.” – Comic Book Guy “What about Superman?” – Otto “Oh, please.” – Comic Book Guy It’s a shorter and more random than usual list this week, I assume because of a Labor Day related reduction in the amount of time people spent at their keyboards over the last seven days. We do have a couple of people confessing to having chronic cases of Simpsons on the brain, but I’ve never thought of that as a bad thing. Having great jokes and scenes pop into your head randomly…
Month: September 2012
Quote of the Day
“But remember, we can’t tell you how to have a good time, you have to tell us!” – Troy McClure “Oh.” – Marge Simpson “As I said to Dolores Montenegro in ‘Calling All Quakers!’, ‘have it your way, baby’.” – Troy McClure “Hello, room service? This is Marge Simpson. I’d like a hot fudge sundae, with whipped cream, and some chocolate chip cheesecake, and a bottle of tequila!” – Marge Simpson Happy birthday Julie Kavner!
Crazy Noises: Days of Wine and D’Ohses
“Looky here, cardy-board tubes!” – Cletus “Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they’s got at the women’s lockup.” – Brandine “They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don’t even know who you are anymore.” – Cletus For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist…
Quote of the Day
“Well, at least tell me the details of your plot for world domination!” – Not James Bond “Oh, ho, ho, I’m not going to fall for that one again.” – Not Blofeld
Crazy Noises: Bart to the Future
“When we’re finished, we can go through Bill Clinton’s porno stash.” – Bart Simpson For the fourth summer in a row, we here at the Dead Homer Society will be spending some time discussing twelve year old Simpsons episodes. This year we’re doing Season 11. Why Season 11? Because we’ve done Seasons 8, 9 and 10 already, and it’s time to take an unflinching look at the end of the show. Since Skype and podcasts didn’t exist in 1999, and we want to discuss these episodes the way the internet intended, we’re sticking with the UTF-8 world of chat rooms…
Quote of the Day
“Fella came into the store today, asked for change for a dollar. Well, sir, I gave him three quarters by mistake. Took me the whole afternoon to track him down.” – Ned Flanders
Quote of the Day
“The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry. All you have to do is hit the ball here.” – Lisa Simpson “I can’t believe it, you’ve actually found a practical use for geometry!” – Bart Simpson
Quote of the Day
“I hate these worker of the week award ceremonies.” – Carl “Who even cares anymore? Everyone that works here has already got one.” – Lenny “Except for . . .” – Carl “Hello! Well, today’s the day for Homer J. I know I’m gonna win this time.” – Homer Simpson “Yeah, how come?” – Lenny “Union rule twenty-six: every employee must win worker of the week at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Moe, what do you recommend for severe depression?” – Homer Simpson “Booze, booze and more booze.” – Moe “Nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away.” – Lenny
Quote of the Day
“Son, I represent a group of oil tycoons who make foolish purchases. We already bought us a stained glass bathrobe and the world’s fattest racehorse. Now we need your ice man.” – Rich Texan “Oh, no, I could never sell him. He’s like a frozen father to me.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “How much for just the head?” – Rich Texan