“Mr. Simpson, look at this lineup and tell us if any of these are the aliens you saw.” – Agent Scully “Yo!” – ALF “No, I’m sorry.” – Homer Simpson
Month: January 2016
Behind Us Forever: Teenage Mutant Milk-caused Hurdles
“Now, come on, you’re going to learn how to shave.” – Homer Simpson I completely didn’t realize there was a new episode last week. Ignorance is truly bliss. This week, Homer goes to the store to buy milk, and ends up getting a new kind that pushes both of his kids into early onset puberty, which basically means zits for Lisa and a mustache for Bart. Meanwhile, there’s a new, hot teacher at the school and Bart and Skinner compete with each other for her attention. If it was coherent in the least it’d be weird, instead it’s just the…
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“Turn on the TV, Lis.” – Bart Simpson “You turn it on. I turned it on yesterday.” – Lisa Simpson
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“You’ll be getting more than just a lawyer, Mr. Simpson. You’ll also be getting this exquisite, faux pearl necklace, a ninety-nine dollar value, as our gift to you.” – Lionel Hutz
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♫”And Bingo was his name-0!”♫ – Bart Simpson “Added extra clap. Not college material.” – Kindergarten Teacher Happy birthday Al Jean!
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“Coming through! Can’t throw me out, my father’s a member! I’m in! I’m in!” – Homer Simpson “Okay, okay, Homer, you’re in. Just don’t point that . . . thing at me.” – Lenny
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“Gee, business stinks tonight. Where’s Barney, Lenny and Carl?” – Moe “Ah, they never come around anymore now that they’ve got their mistresses.” – Homer Simpson
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“Hey, the burglar left his calling card.” – Bart Simpson “You have just been robbed by the Springfield cat burglar. Cute.” – Marge Simpson
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“Oh, man, he’s here: the dude with the fire proof stomach.” – Otto “They say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon.” – Lenny
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“Because of you all I’ve got a tune in my head, And the only way to stop it, Is to make you all dead!” – Snake “I knew I should’ve shut that window.” – Homer Simpson
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“This machine reads zip codes; these five digits tell us where to direct your mail.” – Post Master Bill “But it’s nine digits now. What’s the point of these other four numbers?” – Lisa Simpson “Those are citizen relocation codes. With any luck, we’ll never need them.” – Post Master Bill “She’s on to us, should I flood the chamber?” – Military Guy “Not yet, lets get some lunch.” – Civilian Guy
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“And I’m sure a pro wrestler such as yourself will appreciate all the closet space, Hitman.” – Real Estate Agent
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“My life can’t get any worse.” – Homer Simpson “Homer Simpson, report for much worse duty.” – Mr. Smithers “D’oh!” – Homer Simpson