When the Retirement Castle and V.A. Hospital can’t help Grampa with his health problems, the Simpsons decide to take a family trip to Cuba so they can get him some cheap medical care. Perhaps the stars have aligned to allow zombie simpsons fans an opportunity to see this episode before president elect trump reverses any progress we made normalizing relations with Cuba… …but I digress.
Month: November 2016
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“I don’t want anyone to give her a hard time just because she’s different. No jokes. No taunting. . . Ah, haha! Look! That kid’s got bosoms! Who’s got a wet towel? C’mere you butterball!” – Homer Simpson “Don’t make me run. I’m full of chocolate!” – Uter
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“Now, if you’ll excuse us, this is a sacred moment between a boy and his father. Son, a woman is a lot like . . . um, a refrigerator! They’re about six feet tall, three hundred pounds . . . they . . . make ice.” – Homer Simpson
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“This is madness. He’s just peddling a bunch of easy answers.” – Lisa Simpson “And how!” – Carl
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“They’re just words, Neddy. Words can’t hurtcha.” – Ned Flanders
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“And just look how happy he is.” – Kent Brockman
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“Now then, gentlemen, the mayoral campaign is upon us. If we hope to defeat this Joe Quimby, we need a candidate with name recognition and media savvy, a true leader who will do exactly as he’s told.” – C.M. Burns “Monty, I’m way ahead of you. If you’ll just open that door you’ll see the next mayor of Springfield.” – Birch Barlow
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“Hey, Lenny, you sending some outgoing mail?” – Carl “You know it!” – Lenny “I’ll probably send some tomorrow.” – Carl “I hear that!” – Lenny
Sunday Preview: There Will Be Buds
Homer gets roped into coaching the kids’ lacrosse team with Milhouse’s dad, Kirk, who is in desperate need of a friend. When Kirk gets too clingy, Homer vents about how much of a loser he is. Kirk overhears his rant and disappears, right when the team needs him most: the championship game… Joe Mantegna shows up tonight as Fat Tony, so I think we have to assume that Homer is a shitty coach but the team does well with Kirk at the helm, Homer places a bet on the championship game and needs Kirk to win it when he has…
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“Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?” – Bart Simpson “You just answered your own question with that commode mouth! Besides, you kids need to learn morals and decency and how to love your fellow man.” – Marge Simpson “And with flaming swords, the Aramites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men, and did feast on what flowed forth.” – Reverend Lovejoy
FOX Picks Up Two Year Option for Seasons 29 & 30 (Meh)
“Can’t you stop it, Dad?” – Bart Simpson “I’m trying my best!” – Homer Simpson “The lever you have pulled – Brakes – is not in service. Please make a note of it.” – Monorail Computer Voice As you may have heard by now, Zombie Simpsons got renewed for two more production runs yesterday. This will bring the total episode count up to a near Satanic 669 and fill out Season 29 and 30(!). The press release and all the articles I saw didn’t mention it, but I believe that this is not a new contract, but rather FOX picking up…
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“And this is your office. That idiot Tibor lost the key, but you can jimmy it open with a credit card.” – Mr. Smithers
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“The ballet? Woo-hoo!” – Homer Simpson “You like ballet?” – Marge Simpson “Margery, please, I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew. Ah, ballet…” – Homer Simpson
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“But first, let’s take a look back at the year 1928. The year when you might’ve seen Al Capone dancing the Charleston on top of a flagpole.” – Kent Brockman
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“Wow, the TV’s coin operated!” – Bart Simpson “And so is the Bible.” – Lisa Simpson
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“You’re so lucky. When are you going to meet him?” – Miss Hoover “First, I ask him to send a photo. If he’s got everything where it should be, I’m reeling him in!” – Mrs. Krabappel Marcia Wallace would’ve been 74 today. Happy birthday!