“Nothing spells fun like rhinestones on a dungaree jacket!” – Ned Flanders “Stu, you should buy that.” – Stu’s Friend “Hey, Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.” – Disco Stu Happy 20th Anniversary to “Two Bad Neighbors”! Original airdate 14 Jan 1996.
Month: January 2017
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“Bart, we’ll do anything you want! Just call off your giant, mechanical ants!” – Principal Skinner
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“I just torched a building downtown and I’m afraid I’ll do it again!” – Arsonist “Oh, yeah, right. I’ll just type it up on my invisible typewriter.” – Chief Wiggum
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“Oh, this isn’t fun. Maybe if you didn’t go to the bathroom so much you wouldn’t be so small.” – Bart Simpson
Behind Us Forever: Pork & Burns
“They can’t take our house! My pot-bellied pig is in there! Oh, Mr. Porky, no!” – Homer Simpson It has long been true that just about the only thing anyone remembers from the bloated mess that was the movie (itself now almost ten years old) is Spider-Pig. In this episode, Spider-Pig comes back as a kind of Mojo-the-Helper-Monkey replacement. Wacky hijinks ensue. In the B-plot, Marge becomes obsessed with de-cluttering her house, which leads Lisa to get rid of her saxophone until it turns out Marge had it all along. No, it didn’t make any sense in the episode either.…
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“Mr. Burns, I must warn you that if you continue to disrupt the court in this way, I will have to cite you for contempt.” – Judge Moulton “You wouldn’t dare.” – C.M. Burns “Well, no, I guess I wouldn’t.” – Judge Moulton
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“Bart, I’ve noticed your birthday presents are a poor crop at best. I hope this turns the tide.” – Martin Prince “Ooh, just gorgeous.” – Patty Bouvier “Now we can be twins!” – Martin Prince Happy birthday, Al Jean!
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“Yeah, I probably won’t be able to get the parts I need for two, three weeks. And that’s if I order them today. Which I won’t.” – Stern Lecture Plumber
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“Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.” – Moe
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“You know, Lisa, music helps Daddy think.” – Homer Simpson
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“Lis, check it out: Time for Chili!” – Bart Simpson “I saw it, Bart.” – Lisa Simpson “You’re just mad cause there’s no clock in your hat.” – Bart Simpson “What hat?” – Lisa Simpson
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“Why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity signing?” – Homer Simpson
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“I can’t believe you vandalized your own hometown, Bart! What would Jebediah Springfield say?” – Marge Simpson “I think he’d be cool with it.” – Bart Simpson
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“Hey, Marge, look who I brought home!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, Homer, are you rounding up immigrants?” – Marge Simpson
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“I have never seen a good student take such a slide. Lisa, what are you rebelling against?” – Principal Skinner “Whaddya got?” – Lisa Simpson Happy New Year!