“Well, where to now, Romeo?” – Limo Driver “Inspiration Point.” – Homer Simpson “Ooh, okay, but I’m only paid to drive.” – Limo Driver
Month: January 2017
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“I’ve never heard of these Movementarians. Are they some kind of church?” – Marge Simpson “Who cares what it is? The point is these are some decent, generous people that I can take advantage of.” – Homer Simpson
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“So, this is okay, isn’t it? I mean, everybody does it, right?” – Homer Simpson “What? Oh, hey, if you’re having second thoughts, just read this pamphlet.” – Crooked Cable Guy
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“Oh, pew, what were you drinking, gasoline?” – Bart Simpson “Yes, I was drinking gasoline, mother.” – Krusty the Klown
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“I don’t know who to love more, my son Joshua who’s captain of the football team, or my daughter Amber who got the lead in the school play. Usually I use their grades as a tie breaker. But they both got straight ‘A’s this term, so, what’s a mother to do?” – Humble Brag Mom “Well, I sense greatness in my family.” – Marge Simpson “Your family?” – Skeptical Mom “Well, it’s a greatness that others can’t see. But it’s there. And if it’s not true greatness we have, we’re at least average. . . . I don’t want to…
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“Cool, what’s that?” – Bart Simpson “My very own idea for a comic book, little man! It’s about a dude who drives a school bus by day, but by night fights vampires in a post-apocalyptic war zone!” – Otto
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“When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe! Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys! And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!” – Homer Simpson
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“That’s my degree in nuclear physics. I’m sure ya’ll have one.” – Frank Grimes “Oh, yeah, Carl and I each have our master’s. Course, old Homer, he didn’t need a degree! He just showed up the day they opened the plant.” – Lenny “I didn’t even know what a nuclear panner plant was.” – Homer Simpson
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“Smithers, check out the luscious pair on that redhead. . . . That’s it, baby. Work those ankles.” – C.M. Burns “Ring a ding ding, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
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“It’s my year, Marge! Everyone knows I’m what makes this city great.” – Homer Simpson “I don’t know. There’s a lot of buzz around Lenny.” – Marge Simpson
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“And here’s our TV next to the mirror. It looks like we have two.” – Homer Simpson “Wow . . . two . . .” – Bart & Lisa Simpson
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“Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?” – Lisa Simpson “Boy, I don’t know. You gotta be pretty desperate to make it with a robot. . . . I knew that.” – Homer Simpson
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“Take a hike, boss. I’m running things now.” – Golden Homer “All hail King Homer.” – C.M. Burns
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“What’s going on outside?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, it’s just a mob war. Go back to sleep, honey.” – Marge Simpson “Forgiveness, please.” – The Little Guy Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Twisted World of Marge Simpson”! Original airdate 19 January 1997.
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“Do you know what prison is like for a lifelong conservative Republican? In our overcrowded cell, we became little more than beasts. . . . Who used my chapstick?” – Sideshow Bob “Oh, I did. Here you go.” – Prisoner “I don’t want it.” – Sideshow Bob
Behind Us Forever: The Great Phatsby
“What can I say except thanks for the predictable champagne, pizza that’s hardly ‘numero uno’, and ice cream cake which reminds us why make thirty-one flavors when you can’t get vanilla right?” – Retiring Food Critic Every once and a while, Zombie Simpsons puts its nose to the grindstone and actually tries to make an interesting episode. The Lego episode wasn’t very good, but it was at least visually interesting and ambitious. That “Kang and Kodos are real” episode was maybe gonna be the second movie and actually had some ambition to it. “The Great Phatsby” was certainly promoted like…
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“Our top secret tonight, gay divorcee Luann van Houten has been cheating on her boyfriend Pyro with his best friend Gyro.” – Lisa Simpson “How many times have I fought beside you, Gyro? And this is how you repay me!” – Pyro
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“Lisa, ham hock? Tri-tip?” – Homer Simpson “Do we have any food that wasn’t brutally slaughtered?” – Lisa Simpson “Well, I think the veal might’ve died of loneliness.” – Homer Simpson
Sunday Preview: The Great Phatsby
Mr. Burns plots revenge against the music mogul who conned him with help from the mogul’s ex-wife, rapper Jazzy James, Homer and Bart. So tonight is an hour long episode of zombie simpsons, which means we are in for a treat. It is what I assume to be a cross promotional episode for Empire, as Taraji P Henson is guest voicing, along with the RZA, Snoop Dog and Common. Also Keegan Michael Key is allowing his fingerprints to be on this train wreck, which is unfortunate as I find him quite entertaining. Long and short of it is that tonight…
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“The dump?” – Marge Simpson “Yeah, we’re gonna get rid of the Christmas tree. Starting to turn brown. Wanna come with?” – Homer Simpson “No, no, I don’t feel like going to a trash pile today.” – Marge Simpson “It’s your life. We’ll bring you back something nice.” – Homer Simpson