Image taken from Wikimedia Commons. “Ah, Mr. Simpson, you’re forgetting the first two Noble Truths of the Buddha.” – Sideshow… READ MORE
“But the grocery store sells sugar for thirty-five cents a pound.” – Marge Simpson “And it doesn’t have nails and… READ MORE
“Marge, the comedy roast is an American tradition. It’s what gives us the freedom to criticize our social betters. Hey… READ MORE
“Listen carefully and my words will shape images as clear as any teevee show.” – Homer Simpson This is Season… READ MORE
Image shamelessly stolen from IMDB. “Why don’t we let our guest do it?” – Lisa Simpson There isn’t much to… READ MORE
“Bart, stop creating a diversion and get out of here!” – Principal Skinner This is only the third of the… READ MORE
I had completely forgotten that this was the fake “controversy”/Brazil episode. “Blame It on Lisa” isn’t the world’s most descriptive… READ MORE
“No, make it a pie. Pies are easier to draw.” – Itchy & Scratch Animator “Okay, a pie.” – Roger… READ MORE
“Well, you know what? I’m glad you’re nervous, because that means we’re on the right track!” – Herb Powell Several… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user kubacheck. “So what’s it like being famous, Dad?” – Bart Simpson… READ MORE
“Hey Mom, look at me, look at what I can do!” – Homer Simpson “I see you Homer, that’s very… READ MORE
“Ughhh, this goes on for twelve more minutes.” – Krusty the Klown “Trilogy” or “storytelling” episodes like this one, where… READ MORE
“What’s with the lead pipe? Were you gonna give my noggin a floggin’?” – Ned Flanders One of the true… READ MORE
“Do you like children?” – Santa Hiring Guy “What do you mean? All the time? Even when they’re nuts?” –… READ MORE
“How come I’ve never seen that Itchy and Scratchy before?” – Bart Simpson “Perhaps because you are a pre-pubescent ignoramus.”… READ MORE
“Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work?” – Lisa Simpson This one continues Season 12’s depressing… READ MORE
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