♫”Then all the reindeer loved him/ And they shouted out with glee/ Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer/ You’ll go down… READ MORE
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“I think Lisa needs to feel a little special tonight. How about letting her ride up front too?” – Marge… READ MORE
“There. Finished.” – Homer Simpson “You are?” – Lisa Simpson “Well, it’s a quick job, but it’s shelter.” – Homer… READ MORE
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