Category: The Simpsons
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The Cost of Zombie Simpsons
“I think it’s full, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “That’s ridiculous! The last tree held nine drums!” – C.M. Burns NOTE:… READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: Grampy Can You Hear Me
Grampa gets a hearing aid and finally hears what everyone has been saying about him; Mr. Skinner discovers that his… READ MORE
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Bonus Quote of the Day
“What I’d like to say is: we’re still looking for the real killers. Anyway, in conclusion, a man cannot be… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Your son Bart sounds very bad.” – Pepe “Oh, he is. . . . Son, I just want you to… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Now I’d like to introduce you to Lunchlady Doris who will serve you healthy, nutritious meals.” – Principal Skinner “Yeah,… READ MORE
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Behind Us Forever: Springfield Splendor
“She doesn’t look sad. I don’t see any tears in her eyes.” – Homer Simpson “It’s not that kind of… READ MORE
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Saturday Morning Cartoons
“Young lady, cow hearts belong in a butcher’s window, not the classroom. Well, maybe in an older student’s biology classroom.… READ MORE
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Behind Us Forever: The Serfsons
“I’ll go to the first aid tent and tell them to plug in ye olde stomach pump.” – Lisa Simpson… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Look! He’s headed back to the greyhound racing track where we found him.” – Bart Simpson “Don’t worry. As soon… READ MORE
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Bonus Quote of the Day
“Hello, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as ‘Cry Yuma!’ and ‘Here Comes the Coast Guard!’… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?” – Lunchlady Doris “What’s for lunch tomorrow?” – Ralph Wiggum “Next.”… READ MORE
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Saturday Morning Cartoons
“Mr. Speaker, if I could call your attention to the retroactive subsidy appropriations override bill, I refer you to page… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Forty-eight, forty-nine, fifty. Flag’s up to date, very good, Seymour.” – Superintendent Chalmers Happy birthday David Mirkin! READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Now let’s take a look at a young Charles Bronson’s brief stint replacing Andy Griffith on The Andy Griffith Show.”… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“I’m sure he’ll over us a fair reward. . . . And then we’ll make him double it!” – Marge… READ MORE
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Why Zombie Simpsons Is Unkillable
“Is it my imagination, or is TV getting worse?” – Lisa Simpson “Enh, it’s about the same.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
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Alf Clausen Fired
“So that’s it, after twenty years: so long, good luck?” – Kirk van Houten “I don’t recall saying good luck.”… READ MORE
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Zombie Simpsons Gains YouTube Stardom
“Hey, wolfie! Put down that hors d’oeuvre. It’s time for the main course.” – Groundskeeper Willie No sooner do I… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service. – Receptionist “Hello, this is Mr. . . . Sampson.” – Homer Simpson “Did… READ MORE
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