Category: The Simpsons
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Simpsons Has Warped My Brain
“Marge, this is Andre.” – Patty Bouvier “Hello.” – Andre “I think you two would make a lovely couple.” –… READ MORE
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Rock Us, Dr. Zaius
“I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z!” – Troy McClure This afternoon, Vulture published an oral history of Stop… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday, overlooked middle child. Happy birthday to me.” – Lisa Simpson… READ MORE
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Ad Hoc Beer Marathon
“Hey, Homer, you busy?” – Lenny “Yes.” – Homer Simpson I used to do these with more preparation, but it’s… READ MORE
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Thursday Evening Cartoons: The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
“Big Daddy’s trademark calling card. See, it’s right here inside the skull.” – Skinny Boy Note: Surgery yesterday went about… READ MORE
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Scrounging for Praise
“This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet, tell her what you do.” – Homer Simpson “I run an… READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: A Father’s Watch
Marge turns to a series of parenting experts for advice when she becomes worried that Bart is destined for failure;… READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: 22 for 30
Bart goes from delinquent with detention to the star basketball player at Springfield Elementary! I don’t watch a lot of… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“I’m sorry, did you just call me a liar?” – Principal Skinner “No, I said you were fired.” – Superintendent… READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: The Cad and the Hat
When Bart betrays Lisa, he has to deal with his guilt – literally. Meanwhile, Springfield is in awe when Homer… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Only who can prevent forest fires? . . . You pressed ‘You’, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“And here’s our TV next to the mirror. It looks like we have two.” – Homer Simpson “Wow . .… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous, but have you ever considered artificial insemination?” – Lisa Simpson “Boy, I don’t know.… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“What’s going on outside?” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, it’s just a mob war. Go back to sleep, honey.” – Marge… READ MORE
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Sunday Preview: The Great Phatsby
Mr. Burns plots revenge against the music mogul who conned him with help from the mogul’s ex-wife, rapper Jazzy James,… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“You’re as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.” – Homer Simpson Goodbye, Carrie Fisher. We love… READ MORE
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Quote of the Day
“Ninety seconds to core meltdown.” – SNPP Computer Voice “Sir, there may never be another time to say: I love… READ MORE
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Cruelly Bleak Simpsons Lines
“I’m just wondering: what’s the point? Would it make any difference at all if I never existed? How can we… READ MORE
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Dear Matt Groening, Are You Really Okay With Video Slot Machines?
“Once something has been approved by the government, it’s no longer immoral!” – Reverend Lovejoy Ever since Bartmania back in… READ MORE
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