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  • Quote of the Day

    “Then I just need your five hundred dollar registration fee.” – Squeaky Voiced Teen “Five hundred dollars! . . .… READ MORE

  • Makeup Quote of the Day

    “Bart’s pain is funny. But mine isn’t.” – Lisa Simpson READ MORE

  • Quote of the Day

    “Sunrise! Sunset! Sunrise! Sunset! Sunrise! Sunset! . . . Ahhh! Not to self: stop doing anything.” – Homer Simpson READ MORE

  • Makeup Quote of the Day

    “They’re singing, Marge! Why aren’t they killing each other?” – Homer Simpson “Yeah, their guns are right there.” – Bart… READ MORE

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    “So, Milhouse, it must be a little tough giving up all that glamour and coming back to school, huh?” –… READ MORE