“I got a wife and kids. Oh, that reminds me, they’re probably wondering where I went.” – Larry With its… READ MORE
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico.” – God As part of our… READ MORE
“And why is a cafeteria worker posing as a nurse?” – Superintendent Chalmers “I get two paychecks this way.” –… READ MORE
“Don’t ask me, I don’t know anything. I’m product of American education system. I also build poor quality cars and… READ MORE
“Do I detect a note of sarcasm?” – Lindsey Naegle “Are you kidding me? This baby is off the charts!”… READ MORE
“Ooh, I hear this really sucks.” – Lisa Simpson For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead… READ MORE
“They cut out the best word!” – Bart Simpson “Didn’t that movie used to have a war in it?” –… READ MORE
“You’ve gone from hip to boring. Why don’t you call us when you get to kitsch?” – Gunter For the… READ MORE
For the third summer in a row, we at the Dead Homer Society are looking to satisfy your off-season longing… READ MORE
“But you can’t just repossess our merchandise. The I Ching said I had six months until bankruptcy.” – Karma-Ceuticals Owner… READ MORE
“Anger is what makes America great, but you must find the proper outlet for your rage. Fire a weapon at… READ MORE
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“Kids, there’s three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!” – Max… READ MORE
“Any final thoughts?” – Pat Summerall “Nah, I’m too mad. Let’s get the heck out of here.” – John Madden… READ MORE
“And, once again, tithing is ten percent off the top. That’s gross income, not net. Please, people, don’t force us… READ MORE
“Thank you, Fat Tony. However, in the future, I would prefer a nondescript briefcase to the sack with a dollar… READ MORE
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