“This party is over.” – C.M. Burns Over the years, Zombie Simpsons has gutted a lot of the great characters… READ MORE
“Lisa, there are a lot of people in world who like to tell you what you can’t do. But they… READ MORE
“This cape is giving me a rash.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson In Season 5’s Halloween special, the final segment is… READ MORE
Someday I may run out of examples of how Zombie Simpsons is watery gruel compared to the hearty, nourishing comedy… READ MORE
Image used under Creative Commons license from Flickr user JS North. (It was the first CC search result for “Ghost… READ MORE
“The cafeteria staff is complaining about the mice in the kitchen. I want to hire a new staff.” – Lunchlady… READ MORE
A little while ago it came out that some of the cast of Glee was going to do voices for… READ MORE
“That’s very nice, Dad, but it’s wrong for you to reward violent competitive behavior. However, I will sit up front… READ MORE
“Would you like to see my Grammy award?” – Homer Simpson Last summer, when Dave, Mad Jon and I were… READ MORE
“Boy, this thing is shredding my insides!” – Krusty the Klown “Uh, Krusty, that wasn’t a metal one, that was… READ MORE
“Did you know that disco record sales were up four hundred percent for the year ending 1976? If these trends… READ MORE
“Wow, Trucker’s Choice.” – Lisa Simpson One of the basic positions of this blog is that the continuing production of… READ MORE
“Oh no, it’s Gloria Vanderbilt, out for revenge!” – Hired Goon Near the end of “Chief of Hearts”, Fat Tony… READ MORE
“So how long before you shipped Grandpa off to the old folks home?” – Bart Simpson “About three weeks.” –… READ MORE
“Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?” – Bart Simpson “I heard that!” – C.M. Burns… READ MORE
“Marge, I have always carried myself with a certain quiet dignity, tonight you robbed me of it.” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
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