Category: QotD
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“Mission Control, this is Corvair, launch sequence initiated. All systems go.” – Buzz Alrdrin “Are we there yet, I’m thirsty?”… READ MORE
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“I’m telling you, Cecil, I can’t take much more of this! Rustic workmen have turned the sani-john into a smokehouse,… READ MORE
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♫”Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, sixty-five tons of American pride! Canyonero . . . Canyonero! Top of the line… READ MORE
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“Bart! Lisa! If you don’t behave we’ll turn this car right around and go home!” – Marge Simpson “But, Marge!… READ MORE
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“Ha ha, cops can’t win!” – Homer Simpson “Get his license and registration.” – Chief Wiggum “Right, Chief.” – Eddie READ MORE
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“Will somebody help her?” – Homer Simpson “Look, Maggie! Birdies!” – Lisa Simpson Happy 30th Anniversary to “The Call of… READ MORE
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“Alright, now all we need is a name.” – Lisa Simpson “How ’bout Blabbermouth: The Jerky Doll For Jerks?” –… READ MORE
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“Aww, Moe, we were saved by a sissy.” – Barney Gumble “Yeah, yeah, we’ll never live it down. Oh, boy,… READ MORE
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“I’m glad we’re stranded. It’ll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We’re gonna live like… READ MORE
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“Homer, you will find her a man!” – Marge Simpson “Alright.” – Homer Simpson “And not just any man!” –… READ MORE
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“You mean I get five percent off on everything in the store just because I look like-…I mean, just because… READ MORE
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“Lisa, get away from that jazz man!” – Marge Simpson “But, Mom! Can’t I stay a little longer?” – Lisa… READ MORE
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“You are a very lucky man, Apu. You see, the bullet ricocheted off another bullet that was lodged in your… READ MORE
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Makeup Quote of the Day
“Once in a great while we are privileged to experience a television event so extraordinary it becomes part of our… READ MORE
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“You two, stop talking and resume the lima bean harvest.” – Leadermobile READ MORE
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“Marge . . . I was just watching women’s volleyball on ESPN . . . ” – Homer Simpson READ MORE
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“Now, let’s look in the rulebook and see if horses can play in the NFL . . . D’oh.” –… READ MORE
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