“I don’t think they’re giving you enough information, Dad.” – Lisa Simpson “I’ll figure it out. I’m gonna use all… READ MORE
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“Pay money to read books . . . pfft, the hell with this.” – Bart Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to… READ MORE
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Image yoinked from here. “So, what’s the word down at One School Board Plaza?” – Principal Skinner “We’re dropping the… READ MORE
“I am-a confused.” – Don Vittorio DiMaggio Given its manic-depressive pacing and weird four-segment structure, it’s not always easy to… READ MORE
“Hey, sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowest.” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday Gabor Csupo! [Edited… READ MORE
“And why is a cafeteria worker posing as a nurse?” – Superintendent Chalmers “I get two paychecks this way.” –… READ MORE
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“Who is that bookworm, Smithers?” – C.M. Burns “Homer Simpson, sir.” – Mr. Smithers “Simpson, eh? How very strange, his… READ MORE
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Image shamelessly yoinked from here. “It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV.” – Homer… READ MORE
“Kids, you heard the cartoon rat. If you haven’t already run to your parents begging to go, do it now. … READ MORE
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“We call this guy The Chief. He’s been here in 1968, never says a word, never moves a muscle.” –… READ MORE
“People, we’re in danger of losing our funding. America isn’t interested in space exploration any more.” – NASA Guy “Maybe… READ MORE
– By Andreas “Don’t cry for me; I’m already dead.” – Barney Back in June, I composed a list of… READ MORE
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Image shamelessly yoinked from trinidadbay.net (original source: Trinidad Museum Society) “I suggest you try the pony farm on Route 401,… READ MORE
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“I’m studying for the math fair. If I win I’ll bring home a brand new protractor.” – Lisa Simpson “Too… READ MORE
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Image yoinked from Wikipedia. “I love this land, where I have the freedom to say and to think and to… READ MORE
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“Rainier Wolfcastle, star of McBain and the upcoming film ‘Help! My Son Is a Nerd!’.” – Kent Brockman “My son… READ MORE
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Image yoinked from Wikipedia. “This studio has a lot of history. Buddy Holly stood on this spot in 1958 and… READ MORE
“So, uh, what are you in for?” – Homer Simpson “I’m a political prisoner. Last time I ever take a… READ MORE
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