“Why don’t you buy it?” – Bart Simpson “I can’t buy that. Only management type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that. . . . Guys like me! I’m a guy like me!” – Homer Simpson
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“Nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane. And you must be the man who didn’t know if he had a pimple or a boil.” – Jay Sherman “It was a gummy bear.” – Homer Simpson
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“Screw the honor system, my car needs me!” – Snake “Hey, you’re ruining it for the rest of us!” – Kearney
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“Now, unfortunately, our school clocks have been running fast all semester. So, today, we all have to stay two extra hours to make up for the time we lost. Ha!” – Mrs. Krabappel “Ohhh.” – Students
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“Look, Marge! A restaurant owned by celebrities! I always wanted to be a celebrity!” – Homer Simpson “Yes, it’s true, the entire menu was personally approved by my secretary.” – Rainier Wolfcastle
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“Must kill Moe . . . Wheee! . . . Must kill Moe . . . Wheee!” – Homer Simpson
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“It all started on the thirteenth hour of the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month. We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.” – Marge Simpson “Lousy Smarch weather.” – Homer Simpson
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“Come on, move your butt! You’re blocking traffic!” – Marge Simpson “That’s no way to address Sir-Drinks-A-Lot.” – Homer Simpson
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“One ocean tango, we are in pursuit of a speeding individual driving a red . . . car, license number: Eggplant-Xerxes-Crybaby-Overbite-Narwhal.” – Eddie
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“Evening, Simpson. You got a short in your tail light. Started blinking when you made that turn.” – Chief Wiggum
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“Nice dismount, man.” – Jimbo Jones “Didn’t hurt.” – Bart Simpson “Oh, yeah, well, do it again.” – Kearney “Nah. Might land on my face and end up looking like you.” – Bart Simpson Happy 30th anniversary to “The Telltale Head”!
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“Mission Control, this is Corvair, launch sequence initiated. All systems go.” – Buzz Alrdrin “Are we there yet, I’m thirsty?” – Homer Simpson “Mission Control, request permission to sedate cargo ahead of schedule.” – Race Banyon “Permission denied.” – Mission Control “Ugh.” – Race Banyon
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“I’m telling you, Cecil, I can’t take much more of this! Rustic workmen have turned the sani-john into a smokehouse, coveralls that don’t quite cover all…” – Sideshow Bob
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♫”Twelve yards long, two lanes wide, sixty-five tons of American pride! Canyonero . . . Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports, unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero . . . Canyonero!”♫ – Hank Williams, Jr.
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“Bart! Lisa! If you don’t behave we’ll turn this car right around and go home!” – Marge Simpson “But, Marge! I want to see my brother!” – Homer Simpson “Oh, for God’s sakes, Homer, it’s an empty threat.” – Marge Simpson
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“Ha ha, cops can’t win!” – Homer Simpson “Get his license and registration.” – Chief Wiggum “Right, Chief.” – Eddie
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“Look, boy, now I’m in Australia! Now I’m in America! Australia! America! Australia! America!” – Homer Simpson “I get it, Dad.” – Bart Simpson “Australia! America! Australia! America!” – Homer Simpson “Homer, that’s enough.” – Marge Simpson “Australia! America!” – Homer Simpson “Here in America we don’t tolerate that kind of crap, sir!” – Embassy Marine
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“Will somebody help her?” – Homer Simpson “Look, Maggie! Birdies!” – Lisa Simpson Happy 30th Anniversary to “The Call of The Simpsons”!
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“Alright, now all we need is a name.” – Lisa Simpson “How ’bout Blabbermouth: The Jerky Doll For Jerks?” – Bart Simpson “How ’bout Minerva, after the Roman goddess of wisdom.” – Lisa Simpson “Not enough commercial appeal.” – Stacy Lovell “Wendy Windbag? Ugly Doris? Hortense the Muleface Doll!” – Bart Simpson “I think we should name her after Lisa. We’ll call her Lisa Lionheart.” – Stacy Lovell “No, Loudmouth Lisa! Stupid Lisa Garbageface! I can’t stand this any longer, somebody please pat attention to me!” – Bart Simpson
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“Aww, Moe, we were saved by a sissy.” – Barney Gumble “Yeah, yeah, we’ll never live it down. Oh, boy, it looks like it’s suicide again for me.” – Moe