“Hey, hey! I’ve been in Reno for six weeks, did I miss anything?” – Krusty the Klown Back on Simpsons Day I mentioned a gigantic side project. Well, here it is. “Global Warming: What’s In It For You?” is a (semi-illustrated) guidebook for climate change. It begins with the historic and scientific background, moves through the denier campaign and all the damage it has wrought, and debunks a lot of pretty myths and widespread misperceptions. It also affords me several opportunities to take big dumps on some truly vile people and conglomerates, including Exxon, InBev, and Disney. Basically, I tried…
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“I’m glad we’re stranded. It’ll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We’re gonna live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday Matt Groening!
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“Homer, you will find her a man!” – Marge Simpson “Alright.” – Homer Simpson “And not just any man!” – Marge Simpson “Okay.” – Homer Simpson “He should be honest and caring and well off . . . and handsome.” – Marge Simpson “Hey! Why should she have a better husband that you do?” – Homer Simpson
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“Oh, you want a rock fight, eh?” – Homer Simpson
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“You mean I get five percent off on everything in the store just because I look like-…I mean, just because I am Krusty the Klown?” – Homer Simpson “How could I charge full price to the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year. Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of Gigantic Asses.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
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“Lisa, get away from that jazz man!” – Marge Simpson “But, Mom! Can’t I stay a little longer?” – Lisa Simpson “Come on, come on, we were worried about you. Nothing personal, I just fear the unfamiliar.” – Marge Simpson Happy 30th anniversary to “Moaning Lisa”!
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“You are a very lucky man, Apu. You see, the bullet ricocheted off another bullet that was lodged in your chest from a previous robbery.
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“Once in a great while we are privileged to experience a television event so extraordinary it becomes part of our shared heritage . . . 1969, man walks on the Moon . . . 1971, man walks on the Moon, again. Then for a long time nothing happened.” – Krusty the Klown
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“You two, stop talking and resume the lima bean harvest.” – Leadermobile
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“Marge . . . I was just watching women’s volleyball on ESPN . . . ” – Homer Simpson
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“Now, let’s look in the rulebook and see if horses can play in the NFL . . . D’oh.” – Homer Simpson
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“Fellow citizens, when I learned about the impending crisis, I caught the very next plane to Springfeld . . . field.” – Mayor Quimby
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“When he leaves the Kwik-E-Mart, we start the saturation bombing. We got the water balloons?” – Herman “Two hundred rounds, sir! Is it okay if they say Happy Birthday on the side?” – Bart Simpson “I’d rather they say Death from Above, but I guess we’re stuck.” – Herman Happy 30th anniversary to “Bart the General”!
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“I’m Kent Brockman, on the 11 o’clock news tonight, a certain kind of soft drink has been found to be lethal. We won’t tell you which one until after sports and the weather with Funny Sonny Storm.” – Kent Brockman
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“Hey, Homer, you wanna go bowling next Sunday?” – Barney Gumble “Barney, are you nuts? That’s the Super Bowl! How ’bout the Sunday after that?” – Homer Simpson “Well, my ma’s coming in from Norway, but, uh . . . what the hell.” – Barney Gumble
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“The only hard part is getting up.” – C.M. Burns
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“Donny!” – Marge Simpson “What?” – Donny “Did you see a man being chased by some young hooligans?” – Marge Simpson “I see lots of stuff.” – Donny “Did you see that?” – Lisa Simpson “Yes.” – Donny
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“Oh, gosh, you know, I’m not much on speeches, but it’s so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you’ve made. You’re screwed. Thank you, bye.” – Ray Patterson “He’s right, he ain’t much on speeches.” – Moe
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“Charity, huh? What’s my cut? Nothing! I make more than that taking a schvitz!” – Krusty the Klown
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“You know, Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, ‘Homer, you’re a big disappointment’. And, God bless her soul, she was really onto something.” – Homer Simpson Happy 30th Anniversary to “There’s No Disgrace Like Home”!