“Now this is the most important man on the tour.  He’s in charge of quality control.” – Duff Brewery Tour Guide
“Fine, fine, mouse, fine, mouse, rat, fine, syringe, fine, nose, fine.” – Phil the Quality Control Guy
“Lemme just say, you’re doin’ a great job, Phil.” – Barney Gumble
“Hey, thanks a lot.  That makes it all worthwhile.” – Phil the Quality Control Guy