As I conjure up this post on a beautiful Sunday morning, I am filled with a sense of loathing and revulsion. This isn’t “The Simpsons.” This is a tired, miserable, train wreck of a television series grasping at straws that don’t exist to stay relevant to people who don’t care. The description of the Season 22’s opener, “Elementary School Musical,” isn’t pretty:
When Krusty the Clown is announced as the recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize, Homer invites Bart to accompany him on a trip to Oslo for the ceremony. Sensing that Lisa would feel left out, Marge surprises her with a week-long retreat at performing arts camp, where she is greeted by her artsy counselors Ethan and Kurt and fellow musically inclined campers, who inspire her to embrace her creative side. After she returns to Springfield, Lisa becomes restless with her ho-hum suburban lifestyle and sneaks off to Sprooklyn in hopes of connecting with her inner hipster, but she soon realizes that the city is not the same as camp. [Editor’s note: Guest staring some shitheads from “Glee” and a couple Kiwis.]
Glossing over the fact the chain of events leading to Krusty’s Nobel Peace Prize will, in fact, be contrived and ludicrous, we can consider “Elementary School Musical” from a few perspectives. There’s synergy: no doubt FOX is hoping that some of the rabid, misguided, juvenile “Glee” fanbase will flock to the season opener in spades, temporarily propping up viewership and ad dollars. There’s cross-promotion, though the much loved “Flight of the Conchords” hasn’t had a show in well over a year. And finally there’s precedent: pseudo-rival “South Park” already did it. It was even called… wait for it… “Elementary School Musical.” Zombie Simpsons has had nary an original idea in years and it was only a matter of time before it caught up to the competition, figuratively and literally.
I actually prefer a less analytical approach. The onus is on Zombie Simpsons not to suck. They haven’t had a winner in years and no amount of singing or neologisms (seriously, Sprooklyn?) will reverse that course. Why on Earth would the show’s producers and writers want to make something good when they’ve committed bloody murder for thirteen years straight?
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11 responses to “Sunday Preview: “Elementary School Musical””
I enjoy Glee Very much.
Zombie Simpsons I do not.
This will not be a good mix.
I second that motion.
yikes
This sounds absolutely terrible. I hope you guys aren’t planning on watching any of these episodes, even if you’re loaded with booze.
This episode was awful enough that some dog feces should’ve been smeared with the blood on the picture…but that would’ve been a waste of dog feces.
“inspire her to embrace her creative side”?! WTF? Since when has Lisa not been the most creative person in the family? Or Springfield for that matter?
I really shouldn’t get ticked off at that. There’s are so many things wrong with that episode description it doesn’t make sense to single out any one atrocity.
Terrible, just terrible.
The whole episode was just… just, I got bored halfway.
And what’s supposed to be funny about Krusty winning the Nobel Peace Prize? I’m sure in the classic age the writers might of made this a decent episode.
I just realized “The Simpsons” were never funny.
The show has gotten so painful to watch. I spent almost the entirety of this episode flipping off the TV with both hands.
Please no more guest stars. Please no more painful drawn out jokes. Please, No.More.Simpsons!
I can’t believe you poor guys are actually spending good time watching this shit. Every Sunday on pay TV here, we get 7 episodes back-to-back from the glory days, they’re showing all of seasons 1 to 5. Sadly enough, I revolve my life around getting to watch these. I couldn’t waste a minute watching the swill of today.
YESSS
The note after the quote about little joey was awesome.
I’m so happy I found this site, I’m glad I’m not the only one!!
Keep up the good work you guys.