“Carpal Tunnel Syndrome? No. Lumber Lung? No. Juggler’s Despair? No. Achy-Breaky Pelvis? No. Oh, I’m never going to be disabled. I’m sick of being so healthy!” – Homer Simpson
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5 responses to “Quote of the Day”
“It’s like a lottery that rewards stupidity!”
“Stupidity, eh…?”
I always loved Bart’s “Dad, I know we don’t do a lot together but helping you gain 61 pounds is something I want to be a part of.” …. it’s so fucked up.. yet kinda uh.. sweet?
Must hurt self… must hutr self…
I just love the cover art for that brochure
In a way, it seems like everyone is disabled!