“Gimme, uh, thirty-thousand tickets.” – Scalper
“That’ll be nine-hundred and fifty thousand dollars, please.” – Ticket Lady
“Look, thing about that is, I only got ten dollars on me. Can I pay you the rest later?” – Scalper
“Sure.” – Ticket Lady
Dead Homer Society 
2 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Like Chris-Chan says, TOO MANY CROOKS.
With the money you would have made working, you could have bought tickets from a scalper.