“Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.  However, since you have no collateral, I’m gonna have to break your legs in advance.” – Moe
“Oh, gosh, Moe, I use these all the time.  Couldn’t you just bash my head in?” – Homer Simpson
“Hey!  Hey!  Are you a loan shark?  You you understand how finance works?  Now let’s do this thing.” – Moe