“You will find happiness with a new love.” – Homer’s Brain
“Oh, even the Chinese are against me.  What’s the point?  I can’t fight fate.” – Homer Simpson
“Hey, we’re out of these New Love cookies.” – Madam Chao’s Waiter #1
“Well, open up the Stick With Your Wife barrel.” – Madam Chao’s Waiter #2

Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Last Temptation of Homer”!  Original airdate 9 December 1993.