3 responses to “Quote of the Day”

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   Captain Wacky

   17 April 2015

   A joke originally written by Swartzwelder for Treehouse of Horror VI

   1. 

      Victor Dang

      17 April 2015

      You’re damn right, captain: http://deadhomersociety.com/2011/05/14/treehouse-of-horror-vi-script/

      RADIO ANNOUNCER (V.O)

      (DANCE MUSIC, THEN) We interrupt this program for a special bulletin. Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen Belt. Scientists are recommending that all necessary precautions be taken.

      HOMER

      (SCOFFING) Eggheads. What do they know?

      Homer gets out of his car and throws a tow chain around the giant donut.

      RADIO ANNOUNCER (V.O)

      We now return you to Swing Serenade, sponsored by Gorman’s Ear Guards. (LOUD) Guard your ears (SOFT) with Gorman’s.

      Homer hits the gas and the giant donut SNAPS off. As he speed s away, the donut BOUNCES off his roof, SHATTERS the rear window, and then DRAGS behind the car, sparking.

2. 

   bola online

   22 April 2015

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   there is more to nutrition and health than merely telling people what to eat and what not to
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