“Do you find something comical about my appearance when I’m driving my automobile?” – Tall Guy “Yeah.” – Nelson Muntz “Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto that I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?” – Tall Guy “I guess so.” – Nelson Muntz Happy 20th Anniversary to “22 Short Films About Springfield”! Original airdate 14 April 1996.
Month: April 2016
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“Dear Occupant, because of your fine credit history, you have been pre-approved for a Money Bank charge card.” – Bart Simpson
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“Bart, I know you children see me as some sort of “booger” man, but I’m really not such a bad “dude”. Oh, your milk’s gone cold, I’ll ring for the maid. Oh, sorry, wrong button.” – C.M. Burns
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“How ’bout it, Bart, would you like a new backyard barbecue pit?” – Homer Simpson “Can I burn evidence in it?” – Bart Simpson “We can all burn evidence in it.” – Homer Simpson
Sunday Preview: How Lisa Got Her Marge Back
After a mother-daughter spat, Marge takes Lisa to Capital City, where, after enjoying a musical, the show’s star sings Marge’s praises to remind Lisa how lucky she is to have such a special mom. Meanwhile, Bart is bummed that everyone expects him to be the ultimate prankster, so he recruits Maggie to help him trick people. Andrew Rannells will voice himself tonight, so he must be show’s star that sings Marge’s praises. This won’t come close to being as funny as “The Book of Morman”, but I am going to give him a pass. Only because I almost pissed my…
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“I just can’t believe some people are paying hundreds of dollars for something a hillbilly pulled out of the trash.” – Marge Simpson “Hey, I done studied for years on how to get over that junk yard fence. Then I learnt the gate was open.” – Cletus
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“Now, about your wedding dress, I’m not sure how to put this…” – Marge Simpson “White!” – Selma Bouvier “White.” – Marge Simpson
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“Honestly, sir, you just don’t put the effort into your schemes that you used to.” – Mr. Smithers
Reading Digest: [Yawn] What Time Is It?
“Just resting my eyes!” – Homer Simpson “Ah, well done, a rested employee is a vigilant employee.” – C.M. Burns “Monitoring station unmanned.” – Nuclear Inspector And we are back. I missed you all during my uneventful absence. I’m tentatively planning to do doing Reading Digest on Thursdays now, but we’ll see. Links, ahoy: Kamp Krusty – A great new fan site with a ton of Simpsons images and memes you can download. The creator was nice enough to email this in last month, and I’m just getting to it now. (If you’ve sent an e-mail to the deadhomersociety gmail account in the…
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“It seems I will never sell these She-Hulk vs. Leon Spinks comics. Worst crossover ever.” – Comic Book Guy
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“You don’t scare me, doc, cause dyin’ would be a stone groove. Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?” – Homer Simpson “Yes. Pick up your puppy.” – Veterinarian
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“Daddy, what do taxes pay for?” – Todd Flanders “Oh, why everything! Policemen, trees, sunshine, and let’s not forget the folks who just don’t feel like working, God bless ’em.” – Ned Flanders
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“Oh, my dear sweet Eve, I love you even more than the Butterscotch Pond or the Porno Bush.” – Adam
Sunday Preview: The Burns Cage
Smithers is upset with Mr. Burns’ lack of affection towards him, so Homer plays matchmaker and tries to find him a boyfriend. Meanwhile, Bart maneuvers the removal of the lead in the school production of “Casablanca,” leaving Milhouse as a subpar understudy, which frustrates his costar, Lisa. Happy Sunday all. Tonight’s episode should prove for ‘great’ Homer hijinks, as he will try to get Smithers hooked up. In the B Plot we will probably get to see Milhouse cry more than once. I am pretty sure they have already used the character in the above promo pic for a…
Attention Star Wars and Star Trek Fans, Geeks, and General Enjoyers
“No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek convention. Although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no use for a medium size belt.” – Comic Book Guy Hello, everyone. My New Year’s Resolution was to blog more; and since 2016 is now one quarter gone, I’m going to try and get right on that. I’m not sure yet what that means around here. I haven’t seen a Zombie Simpsons episode since January, and I’m pretty happy about that, but Reading Digest is definitely going…
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“Who wears short shorts?” – The Royal Teens “I wear short shorts!” – Homer Simpson
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“Plus, tag team robot wrestling! It’s the mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica versus the gay robots of Star Wars.” – TV Announcer
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“You’re going down, Homer! I’m gonna fool you!” – Bart Simpson “You talk better than you fool.” – Homer Simpson