After butchering a speech in front of all of his friends at work, Homer turns to improv comedy to gain back his confidence in his public speaking skills. Meanwhile, Marge decides to rebuild Bart’s lackluster treehouse, but tensions rise when Bart questions her building skills. Also, in the episode’s last three minutes, Homer appears LIVE for the first time on television (both for East and West Coast broadcasts) to answer fan questions. I’ll admit, I’m actually extremely curious how the Dan Castellaneta motion capture improv is going to pan out, both technically and content-wise. Al Jean asserts he’d be open…
Month: May 2016
Quote of the Day
“Otto, a red traffic light means what?” – Bart Simpson “Whoa, no time for brain teasers!” – Otto
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“Wait a minute, if you’re from Shelbyville, how come we’ve never seen you in school?” – Shlebyville Kid #1 “I don’t go to school.” – Bart Simpson “Okay, what’s two plus two?” – Shelbyville Kid #2 “Five.” – Bart Simpson “Story checks out.” – Shelbyville Kid #2
Facebook vs. Frinkiac
“Marge, it’s three am! Shouldn’t you be baking?” – Homer Simpson “In a little while.” – Marge Simpson I stayed up much, much too late last night making .gifs on Frinkiac, so I’m afraid that there won’t be a Reading Digest today. In compensation, I present to you this offering of cookies, milk, and Simpsons .gifs mocking this ridiculous statement from benevolent Facebook general Zuckerberg. All text is his verbatim. Since there are a lot of these, I’ve placed the rest after the jump:
Quote of the Day
“Dancing around in their underwear, that is so degrading.” – Krusty the Klown “Thirty seconds till your Lil’ Stinker sketch.” – Stage Manager “Gimme a bigger Lolly!” – Krusty the Klown
John Henry Was a Steel Drivin’ Man
“Can I pick the song?” – Bart Simpson “No. The song will be John Henry Was a Steel Drivin’ Man.” – Mrs. Krabappel Frinkiac.com, the lovable rascals who made creating Simpsons screen grabs far easier than I ever could, have now added .gif support. It’s just you and me now, lock of hair.
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“Hello, I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such films as The Boat Jacking of Supership 79 and Hydro: The Man with the Hydraulic Arms.” – Troy McClure
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“What do you suppose the rent is on a hideout like that?” – Wiggum, P.I. “It’s not rented, Chief, it’s stolen. That’s the Louisiana governor’s mansion. It’s been missing for eight months.” – Skinny Boy
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“See, Bart? There’s another boy who played with glue.” – Marge Simpson “Actually, it was a plumbing explosion.” – Sad Mother
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“The winner is: me, for being seen with you freaks.” – Rainier Wolfcastle Happy birthday James L. Brooks!
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“Teacher, my shoes are making noise.” – Ralph Wiggum “You must be Ralph.” – Lil’ Vicki “My Daddy shoots people.” – Ralph Wiggum
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“Tsk tsk tsk, you missed the baby, you missed the blind man . . .” – Chief Wiggum
Reading Digest: Hardcore Fans Edition
“I’ll field this one. Let me ask you a question: Why would a man whose shirt says ‘Genius at Work’ spend all of his time watching a children’s cartoon show?” “I withdraw my question.” – Fat Nerd Mark Kirkland had the above experience more or less exactly on Reddit this week. It’s funny, but probably not for the reasons the Redditors think. In other news, we have a grotesque Bart mask, cheese eating, transparent Zombie Simpsons agitprop, and more. Enjoy. How Homer Simpson, 64 slices of American cheese and a stomach of steel led to #Cheesefest – Smooth Charlie’s Link of…
Quote of the Day
“And get me a bottle of bourbon!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Grampa, you know you can’t have liquids after three pm.” – Marge Simpson “You can stir it into my mush! Either way, just gimme, gimme, gimme!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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“A non-profit organization with oil? I won’t allow it! An oil well doesn’t belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart and Maynard G. Muskievote!” – C.M. Burns Happy birthday Josh Weinstein!
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“Hey, Bart, our dad says your dad is incompetent.” – Sherri “What does incompetent mean?” – Bart Simpson “It means he spends more time yakking and scarfing down donuts than doing his job.” – Terri “Oh, okay, I thought you were putting him down.” – Bart Simpson Happy birthday Russi Taylor!
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“Sorry, I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you release it’s awesome power . . . I’m told.” – Homer Simpson
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“I want to make sure the kids don’t hear. When I was young I always hated knowing my parents were fighting.” – Marge Simpson “They’re fighting in the car again.” – Bart Simpson “That music always sends a chill down my spine.” – Lisa Simpson
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“At auction, I’d expect this to bring twenty to thirty-thousand dollars, except that on the handle somebody’s carved ‘Homer Rocks’.” – Antique Lady “And I do!” – Homer Simpson