“Don’t worry, buddy: here’s a quarter. Call for help at the nearest phone. I’ll keep an eye on things here.” – Homer Simpson “If only the sugar were as sweet as you, sir.” – Hans Moleman
Month: September 2016
Quote of the Day
“You’ve checked this Bible out every weekend for the last nine years! Wouldn’t it be easier to just buy one?” – Librarian “Perhaps. On a librarian’s salary.” – Reverend Lovejoy
DHS on the Road
“I’m tellin’ ya, all a man needs is an idea, and I’ve got an idea!” – Herb Powell “Then how come you’re still a bum?” – Hobo “Alright, a man needs two things: an idea and money to get it off the ground.” – Herb Powell NOTE: Brooklyn October Simpsons Trivia here I (hopefully) come! With the exception of some specific memories of the show and occasionally referring to my backbreaking, mind numbing labor, I try to keep my personal life off of this blog. Dave, Mad Jon, and myself started this as a Simpsons site, and even though I’ve…
Quote of the Day
“At first I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “You’re selling what now?” – Homer Simpson “I’m selling only the concept of karmic realignment.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “You can’t sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos!” – Homer Simpson “He’s got me there.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
Quote of the Day
“Authorities believe the wave of towel snappings will get worse before it gets better.” – Kent Brockman
Quote of the Day
“Strange, regular ham doesn’t thrill me anymore. I’m crossing over to deviled ham!” – Marge Simpson Happy Birthday Julie Kavner!
Yahoo Is Looking for a “SuperFan”
“You have robbed us of our dignity!” – Lenny As usual, I am way behind on everything, but a couple of weeks ago I got an e-mail from a producer at Yahoo SuperFan: With the Simpsons 600th episode coming up this fall, we’re looking for a Simpsons fan with the wildest collection of memorabilia. The ideal person would have amazing cosplay costumes, possibly Simpsons tattoos, maybe a child who they named Homer or Marge, and of course, a massive collection of toys and other memorabilia. If you or someone you know fits this bill, drop it in comments.
Quote of the Day
“Here you go, honey. That’s about all the recycling I can handle today.” – Homer Simpson “Dad, if you just drink one more I’ll have a full bag.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, daddy doesn’t feel so good.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Welcome, brothers of Local 643, as you know, our president Chuckie Fitzhugh ain’t been seen lately. We’re all praying he’ll turn up soon, alive and well.” – Carl
Quote of the Day
“What fun can you have in a pool anyway that you can’t have in a bathtub with a garbage bag taped around your cast?’ – Bart Simpson
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“Don’t laugh at me! I was once like you.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“This family’s getting so lazy!” – Marge Simpson “I’m not lazy! I’m just . . . um, uh . . . Lisa, finish my sentence for me.” – Bart Simpson “Why don’t you finish your own darn . . .
Quote of the Day
“Hey, don’t give up, Moe. The girl of your dreams has got to be in some bar!” – Homer Simpson