“We got a lotta tonic to sell and a lotta towns to visit! Frigid Falls, Mount Seldom, Lake Flaccid…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
“Great, I’m gonna be stuck in the car all weekend with that wheezy windbag.” – Homer Simpson
“And that’s what’s wrong with Bart’s generation. Now, as for your generation…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
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