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    “Hey, Colonel Homer! And you must be-” – Lurleen Lumpkin “Mrs. Homer Simpson.” – Marge Simpson “Charmed.” – Lurleen Lumpkin… READ MORE

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    “Dad, can I talk to you something?” – Bart Simpson “Sure, boy, what’s on your mind?” – Homer Simpson “Well,… READ MORE

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