“Damn, I shouldn’t have eaten the mint first.” – Otto Like so many Zombie Simpsons episodes, “The Scorpion’s Tale” is… READ MORE
“You know the rules, awards for excellence in entertainment are contraband, no Emmys, no Oscars, not even a Golden Globe.”… READ MORE
“‘Cosby’s First Law of Intergenerational Perversity: No matter what you tell your child to do, he will always do the… READ MORE
“We work hard. We play hard.” – Roscoe In everything but similarity of title, “Homer’s Phobia” is the obvious choice… READ MORE
“Pleased to meet you. You look like such a happy bunch . . . of people.” – Marge Simpson In… READ MORE
“We have places your family can hide in peace and security: Cape Fear, Terror Lake, New Horrorfield, Screamville.” – FBI… READ MORE
“Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors, then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. I… READ MORE
“This party is over.” – C.M. Burns Over the years, Zombie Simpsons has gutted a lot of the great characters… READ MORE
“Lisa, there are a lot of people in world who like to tell you what you can’t do. But they… READ MORE
“This cape is giving me a rash.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson In Season 5’s Halloween special, the final segment is… READ MORE
Someday I may run out of examples of how Zombie Simpsons is watery gruel compared to the hearty, nourishing comedy… READ MORE
“Oh no, it’s Gloria Vanderbilt, out for revenge!” – Hired Goon Near the end of “Chief of Hearts”, Fat Tony… READ MORE
“Hey Mom, did he have those spots all over his body?” – Bart Simpson “I heard that!” – C.M. Burns… READ MORE
There were a lot of recycled ideas, gags, and scenes in “Stealing First Base”. Besides the narrative repetition of Bart… READ MORE
After we sat through Sunday’s “Rednecks and Broomsticks” Dave and I cleared our heads with some regular Simpsons. We decided… READ MORE
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