“Hail, brothers! Coranon silaria, ozoo mahoke!” – C.M. Burns “Mahoke!” – Republicans There were so many nonsense plot twists in… READ MORE
“Will that girl ever shut up?” – Homer Simpson The more I think about it, the more “Holidays of Future… READ MORE
“That dummy doesn’t scare me. I’ve had plenty of guys come after me and I’ve buried ’em all: hobos, sea… READ MORE
“It ain’t comedy that’s in my blood; it’s selling out.” – Krusty the Klown I’ve started quite a few Compare… READ MORE
“Wait, come back! You can’t do this to me! I’m Charles Montgomery Burns!” – C.M. Burns As an audience member,… READ MORE
“Sorry kids, but this is the one event I want my darling wife by my side.” – Homer Simpson “Oh,… READ MORE
“Fine, then you tell one scarier.” – Lisa Simpson “Flashlight please.” – Bart Simpson Ever since its beginning, the Treehouse… READ MORE
“I am-a confused.” – Don Vittorio DiMaggio Given its manic-depressive pacing and weird four-segment structure, it’s not always easy to… READ MORE
“This past summer, all of America was trying to solve the mystery of who shot Mr. Burns, then they found… READ MORE
“Alright, we’re here. Let us never speak of the shortcut again.” – Homer Simpson Of all the digressions and clock… READ MORE
“What do you guys, like, do for fun?” – Alex Whitney “Well, you’ll definitely want to get yourself a good… READ MORE
“Cigarette, Mrs. McClure?” – Waiter “You bet! From now on, she’s smoking for two.” – Troy McClure Once upon a… READ MORE
“Behold the box of mystery!” – Milhouse van Houten About halfway through the ridiculous (in a bad way) main plot… READ MORE
“Aw, it’s a boy, and what a boy!” – Homer Simpson “Uh, that’s the umbilical cord. It’s a girl.” –… READ MORE
“Homer! Homer! X-Y-Z.” – Marge Simpson “Examine my zipper, why? Whoops.” – Homer Simpson Zombie Simpsons is nothing if not… READ MORE
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