“What did Simpson do to you?” – Mr. Smithers “Oh, nothing other than drive me to distraction with his incompetent… READ MORE
“I’ve got to stop being so petty. I should be Alison’s friend, not her competitor. I mean, she is a… READ MORE
“Marge, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem.” – Homer Simpson “You know, you’re right, Homer. Maybe… READ MORE
“What’s Gabbo?” – Bart Simpson “I figure it’s some guy’s name. Some guy named Gabbo.” – Homer Simpson It’s been… READ MORE
“I’m dreading the reviews, I can tell you that.” – C.M. Burns Last week I mentioned that the post-apocalypse Mr.… READ MORE
“Duff, please.” – Homer Simpson “We don’t sell Duff. We sell Fudd. ” – Beer -N-Brawl Bartender “Okay, Fudd me.”… READ MORE
By Connor Dunphy Yo, it’s Dead Homer Society. You know how it is, you ain’t here if you don’t. Let’s… READ MORE
“Oh, Dad, you must’ve bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory there is!” – Lisa Simpson “Not quite. They were out… READ MORE
“I got separated from my platoon after we parachuted into Dusseldorf. So I rode out the war posing as a… READ MORE
“Hey! Hey! Get down from that bookshelf, please. Most of those books haven’t been discredited yet.” – Dr. Foster READ MORE
Between the holiday, the end of the television season, and the fact that it’s now basically summertime, the Simpsons had… READ MORE
“The mirror . . . the mirror!” – Lisa Simpson Happy birthday Danny Elfman! READ MORE
“I think he’s taking the next train to Capital City.” – Apartment Woman “The train, how like him: traditional yet… READ MORE
“I need a formal dress for tonight!” – Marge Simpson “You’ve come to the right place.” – Patty Bouvier “We’ve… READ MORE
“This baby’s sure to kill something!” – Homer Simpson There is little doubt that a man who famously likes his… READ MORE
Bart is plagued with guilt when he wins the annual “last day of school” race around Springfield Elementary, with… READ MORE
“Aren’t you going to watch the rest of your cute cartoons?” – Marge Simpson “Nah, come on Lis.” – Bart… READ MORE
“And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders.” – Ned Flanders “Charmed . . . Uh, googily doogily.” – Lord Thistlewick Flanders… READ MORE
When Marge swears off becoming friends with couples, after Homer insults the new neighbors, Lisa declares she doesn’t need friends… READ MORE
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