“Marge, I’m going to look for the kids.” – Homer Simpson The Lego episode is now five days in the… READ MORE
“Ugly . . . ugly . . . butch.” – Patty Bouvier “What’s the matter, can’t you find a hairstyle… READ MORE
“Tonight’s episode: Enter . . . The Collector.” – TV Announcer There are basically no characters on the show who… READ MORE
“Bart Simpson, meet Jay Sherman the critic.” – Homer Simpson “Hello.” – Jay Sherman “Hey, man, I really love your… READ MORE
Homer finds himself in a world where everyone and everything in Springfield are made of LEGO pieces. Oh boy I… READ MORE
“Everyone is saying Gabbo this and Gabbo that! But no one is saying worship this and Jericho that!” – Reverend… READ MORE
“And here, out of the mists of history, the legendary Esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit, and… READ MORE
“Sometimes I think God is teasing me, just like he teased Moses in the desert.” – Homer Simpson Apologies for… READ MORE
“Bart, you cast the wrong spell! Zombies!” – Lisa Simpson So, was this episode the Futurama crossover or not? I didn’t… READ MORE
Set in the future, Homer has a new clone for every time he dies. Lisa is married to a zombie… READ MORE
So David Letterman announced that sometime next year he’s going to hang up his mic and ride off into the talk… READ MORE
“When are you going to wake up and smell your husband, Marge?” – Selma Bouvier “Granted, you got some kids… READ MORE
Lisa dates a boy named Lucas Bortner, who wants to be a competitive eater. Marge becomes concerned that Lisa is… READ MORE
“My old roommates, the nerds! Aww. You working?” – Homer Simpson “Oh, my, yes, I’m on a secret project that… READ MORE
"We don’t have to be adversaries, Homer. We both want a fair union contract." – C.M. Burns "Why is Mr.… READ MORE
“I guess some people never change. Or, they quickly change, and then quickly change back.” – Homer Simpson Zombie Simpsons… READ MORE
Homer gets recruited as a FIFA World Cup referee after Lisa praises youth soccer field in a Springfield Elementary speech… READ MORE
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