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“Well, why did this have to happen now, during primetime, when TV’s brightest stars come out to shine?” – Homer… READ MORE
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“Dad, I agree that Bart should be punished, but the Itchy and Scratchy movie is the defining event of our… READ MORE
“I’d like to order a wake up call, please . . . three am . . . uh, for every… READ MORE
“Attention, Homer Simpson, you have been promoted. You are now an executive. Take three minutes to say goodbye to your… READ MORE
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“On this spot Richard Nixon bowled back to back 300 games.” – Bart Simpson “Yeah, right.” – Homer Simpson READ MORE
“Oh, it’s so hard to get to five hundred words.” – Homer Simpson Our old friend Galileo of “In 10… READ MORE
“One more time!” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, come on, Lisa, I got a date with Billie Holiday.” – Bleeding Gums… READ MORE
“Come on, get to the part where you steal his identity!” – Bart Simpson “I’m trying to explain how emotionally… READ MORE
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Image shamelessly yoinked from here. “A Hundred and One Frozen Pops . . . a Nobel Prize winner, an NBA… READ MORE
By Philip J Reed I love intelligent criticism. As a writer, I’d be nowhere without it. It’s important to identify… READ MORE
“Dear Lord, that’s the loudest profanity I’ve ever heard.” – Ned Flanders This week’s title will explain itself on the… READ MORE
“Homer, just where were you planning to keep this horse?” – Marge Simpson “I’ve got it all figured out. By… READ MORE
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Disneyland and giant redwood images both yoinked from Wikipedia. “It says here, one of these giant redwood trees can provide… READ MORE
We’ve now gotten through a little more than half of Season 11 on Crazy Noises, and it’s inspired quite a… READ MORE
“Take out wrenched ankle . . . Mom! Mom! Moooom!” – Homer Simpson This week there are two examples of… READ MORE
“Well, uh, I wish the candy machine wasn’t so picky about taking beat up dollar bills . . . because… READ MORE
“And so, Springfield’s heatwave continues. With today’s temperature exceeding the record for this date, set way back four billion years… READ MORE
“I’d like to see your finest RV. Do you have something that’s better than the Land Behemoth?” – Homer Simpson… READ MORE
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